Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t believe it for a second.

 

[BrendaBear]

I only remember them for a bit in the morning and then it’s just a haze like a drug-induced psychosis … because I usually feel the feelings of the dream for hours.

Yeppers! Me too!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Did everyone get a chance to see @Amanda330 's gorgeous face today?
Thought I would share, in case you hadn't. Eyes!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Did I miss where @Whiskeyjack revealed who his favorite litster was that he dreamed about?

Nope!
And I'll make sure the next person to ask gets thumped in the head with a bible in my next sex dream.

 

[lavendersilk]

I only remember them for a bit in the morning and then it’s just a haze like a drug-induced psychosis … because I usually feel the feelings of the dream for hours.

This is why I have the television on all night. I don't dream with it on because I'm a light sleeper and it has my brain focusing on the WWII doc or ASMR video of someone cutting my hair.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Padma Lakshmi, former host of Top Chef and international treasure


https://media1.tenor.com/m/wcZrpHoxkDEAAAAC/burger-lick.gif


Also, because you deserve to hear and see this

Ok, I might need some……quiet time this afternoon now

 

[lavendersilk]

Did everyone get a chance to see @Amanda330 's gorgeous face today?
Thought I would share, in case you hadn't. Eyes!

Oh, speaking of dreams...

 

[BrendaBear]

Nope!
And I'll make sure the next person to ask gets thumped in the head with a bible in my next sex dream.

Wow Jack... that's pretty kinky. But hey, you do you, boo.

"So what's your secret kink?"
"Well... okay.... I'm a bible thumper... "

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Oh, speaking of dreams...

"What dreams may come, Soft and deep..."
Indeed.

 

[vagrantx]

As someone who grew up around markets like these, the way she just unashamedly grabs handfuls of foodstuffs, smells them, and drops them, makes me unreasonably fucking angry lol. So disrespectful, and gross.

https://i.ibb.co/GnNHB06/bild.png

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nope!
And I'll make sure the next person to ask gets thumped in the head with a bible in my next sex dream.

*pout

 

[Amanda330]

Oh, speaking of dreams...

https://media1.giphy.com/media/UqYGolY83Np3BKZEuz/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952helkzclcl4qloftrqzt8vci3f50dmbt975myqkw0&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

As a chronic insomniac who routinely stays up until 3am and wakes up at 630, the thought of this makes me wet.

Omg, me too. Sleep doesn't like me... The thought of sleeping like that is delicious.

Yikes!!!

I go to sleep at 8:30-9 and my alarm goes off at 4:25 … I usually sleep all the way though the night with absolutely uhinged dreams.

Work days in bed by 2000-2030 and up at 0400 or 0420.

Weekends the doggo usually has me up by 0700 anyway....

 

[deft]

Did everyone get a chance to see @Amanda330 's gorgeous face today?
Thought I would share, in case you hadn't. Eyes!

Ermmm… not really yours to share, without explicit permission, though.

 

[BrendaBear]

As someone who grew up around markets like these, the way she just unashamedly grabs handfuls of foodstuffs, smells them, and drops them, makes me unreasonably fucking angry lol. So disrespectful, and gross.

https://i.ibb.co/GnNHB06/bild.png

Well that was a disappointment. I'd never seen the commercial before, and reading your complaint made me watch it. Because I was hoping to see her grab a handful of french fries, sniff them, then chuck them on the ground or something. I kind of wanted to see the pretty lady sitting (or standing there) surrounded by a gross mess of food she rejected all over the sidewalk. It would have been gross, and totally disrespectful, but I would have laughed like a f-ing hyena.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ermmm… not really yours to share, without explicit permission, though.

It's posted within the lit forums though.
Didn't mean to step out of line, and if I did, @Amanda330 please let me know.

 

[vagrantx]

Well that was a disappointment. I'd never seen the commercial before, and reading your complaint made me watch it. Because I was hoping to see her grab a handful of french fries, sniff them, then chuck them on the ground or something. I kind of wanted to see the pretty lady sitting (or standing there) surrounded by a gross mess of food she rejected all over the sidewalk. It would have been gross, and totally disrespectful, but I would have laughed like a f-ing hyena.

Hahahah fair! No, had it been overdramatisized like that it would have been hilarious. It was the guise of realism that did it for me. Acting like that in Laos would have earned me a lashing.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

As someone who grew up around markets like these, the way she just unashamedly grabs handfuls of foodstuffs, smells them, and drops them, makes me unreasonably fucking angry lol. So disrespectful, and gross.

https://i.ibb.co/GnNHB06/bild.png

She wouldn't have made it much farther without getting shanked I'm sure!

 

[jason28053]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/UqYGolY83Np3BKZEuz/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952helkzclcl4qloftrqzt8vci3f50dmbt975myqkw0&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Indeed

 

[UnquietDreams]

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May all my dreams come true? Holy cats and weasels, what did I do to you to make you hate me so much?

My dreams are terrifying...

 

[Amanda330]

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What if you only have violent murdery dreams? Afaf.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm a basic white girl... so Fall is the only correct answer.

I am apparently a basic white girl as well. Good to know...

 

[Amanda330]

It's posted within the lit forums though.
Didn't mean to step out of line, and if I did, @Amanda330 please let me know.

No worries... I'm glad you like the pic. But you should just ask before you link it if it isn't your post. Especially a picture.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

No worries... I'm glad you like the pic. But you should just ask before you link it if it isn't your post. Especially a picture.

My apologies, and will do next time.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That looks more "love, but a little pissed at you right now." Which, valid.