Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Ruh roh.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I am actually telling that as of this moment to three of my team members. I’m not even kidding. I hate to do it.

But I’m being nice. Otherwise @Indie is going to show us her ass. Wait…on second thought…

Work life balance is a thing … I quit my last job because of too much OT … and shit pay for too much work … but also OT

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What color flag is it when you relax by watching documentaries about religious cults?

 

[Bry1313]

Can you tolerate lactose and spices? Because I can't, but I'm too stubborn to care... I will sniffle and cry and enjoy every bite all the way to the toilet.

Ok, important herb question for the room (sorry @Wand3rlust )

Cilantro - one of the finest of all the herbs, please put handfuls on my food orrrrrrr why the hell do you people put leafy soap on your tacos?

I’m in the former

 

[lavendersilk]

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Ruh roh.

Why did Ryan Murphy make murder hot? Bastard...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I am actually telling that as of this moment to three of my team members. I’m not even kidding. I hate to do it.

But I’m being nice. Otherwise @Indie is going to show us her ass. Wait…on second thought…

I'm not falling for it!!!


Again.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok, important herb question for the room (sorry @Wand3rlust )

Cilantro - one of the finest of all the herbs, please put handfuls on my food orrrrrrr why the hell do you people put leafy soap on your tacos?

I’m in the former

I love cilantro … hubby tastes soap.

 

[Bry1313]

Don’t make me bring out the tiny violin.

There is a whole orchestra of you folks doing that. Why do you think I’m not in the “ask for the missed pic” brigade?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What color flag is it when you relax by watching documentaries about religious cults?

I mean… those are good too … and by good I mean fucking terrifying.

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok, important herb question for the room (sorry @Wand3rlust )

Cilantro - one of the finest of all the herbs, please put handfuls on my food orrrrrrr why the hell do you people put leafy soap on your tacos?

I’m in the former

I can never get enough of the stuff. Brother tastes soap. DNA is funny.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ok, important herb question for the room (sorry @Wand3rlust )

Cilantro - one of the finest of all the herbs, please put handfuls on my food orrrrrrr why the hell do you people put leafy soap on your tacos?

I’m in the former

You mean coriander?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why did Ryan Murphy make murder hot? Bastard...

Right?

Fuck him.


Wait.. is he hot?

 

[Strixaluco]

Ok, important herb question for the room (sorry @Wand3rlust )

Cilantro - one of the finest of all the herbs, please put handfuls on my food orrrrrrr why the hell do you people put leafy soap on your tacos?

I’m in the former

Love it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Still waiting on my DNA results. I will get back to you on that....
https://media1.giphy.com/media/tXL4FHPSnVJ0A/giphy.gif

Funny how that works... you spend your whole life not knowing, maybe not caring about it. But once you decide to get the test... the wait feels like eternity.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Love it.

Like it in moderation.

 

[lavendersilk]

Right?

Fuck him.


Wait.. is he hot?

Lmfao, I didn't read that correctly. Ryan Murphy is cute but very, very gay so we aren't his type.

 

[Strixaluco]

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It would not be a surprise. We would have talked about it already.

 

[crazychemgirl]

People thought we were twins for a long time so he has that.

Is this just a ploy to get me into bed?

Cuz it’s working.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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As a guy, if I show up to her house and see this, I'm proposing.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who is brave enough??

 

[Bry1313]

You mean coriander?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/N_l-0iO2OlgAAAAC/oh-fuck-off-fuck.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

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So much this!!!!

Even looking back at my Facebook posts from a decade or more ago… I see things I’m not proud of.
It’s about working every day to be a better human.

Oh absolutely! I totally agree it is... wait.... a better human? I have to try to be human???

Oh fuck.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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Who is brave enough??

Isn't that sort of like going down on a partner for the first time?

 

[lavendersilk]

Is this just a ploy to get me into bed?

Cuz it’s working.

I completely thought you were talking about my brother. Lmfao