Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Did you not know? By order of the court, @Taegul has to wear a sign that says women who come within three feet are at risk of, and consent to, a firm lancing

A firm lancing in the meat pocket?

 

[Amanda330]

Not if someone does their job of polishing my lance properly!

I told you it might hurt a little bit! Shush. I need to sign my contract. I promise to make it all better in a minute.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Have you had yours this evening yet ?

Maybe...
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[jason28053]

Not if someone does their job of polishing my lance properly!

Still trying to polish the lance I see

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A firm lancing in the meat pocket?

Oh daddy.

 

[Amanda330]

A firm lancing in the meat pocket?

I thought it was a cock pocket?

 

[Bry1313]

Just, ya know, hanging out
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Even got it buttered




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[Taegul]

A firm lancing in the meat pocket?

Right in the ol' salami sleeve!

 

[jason28053]

Maybe...
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No reason

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I thought it was a cock pocket?

Seems unnecessarily exclusionary.

 

[Bry1313]

I'm sold. Where do I sign?

Consider this to be your electronic signature, welcome to Bry’s Hell Towers, consider your condo reserved

 

[MindYaBitness]

Eewwww, why do people try to make hell harsh. No, we have the good pens, that have that super even ink flow.

No, good pens are fountai. My favorite is the Mont Blanc Starwalker, stainless. Poor people are in Heaven, remember. In hell we have fine writing implements

 

[Amanda330]

Seems unnecessarily exclusionary.

True. There are so many other things you could put in the pocket...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

True. There are so many other things you could put in the pocket...

Thank Jod!

 

[Bry1313]

No, good pens are fountai. My favorite is the Mont Blanc Starwalker, stainless. Poor people are in Heaven, remember. In hell we have fine writing implements

Like I said, the good pens.

 

[jason28053]

Consider this to be your electronic signature, welcome to Bry’s Hell Towers, consider your condo reserved

Locked in a Tower, let down your hair @Amanda330, I’ll rescue you

 

[Taegul]

Still trying to polish the lance I see

The more I stab, the more I need polishing. It's a vicious circle.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Locked in. Tower, let down your hair @Amanda330, I’ll rescue you

I dont think anyone e will wa t to be rescued. It'll just be me, my Lit crushes, endless fountain diet coke, and a rotating door

 

[jason28053]

Like I said, the good pens.

Pen15 ?

 

[Bry1313]

Locked in a Tower, let down your hair @Amanda330, I’ll rescue you

Again, why do people try to make hell not fun. Simple thinking for simple people

 

[MindYaBitness]

The more I stab, the more I need polishing. It's a vicious circle.

Have you ever thought of, IDK, wrapping your Lance to prevent dullness & rust?

 

[Bry1313]

Pen15 ?

You made hell weird.

 

[jason28053]

I dont think anyone e will wa t to be rescued. It'll just be me, my Lit crushes, endless fountain diet coke, and a rotating doorway

Let down your hair and I’ll climb up?

 

[Bry1313]

I dont think anyone e will wa t to be rescued. It'll just be me, my Lit crushes, endless fountain diet coke, and a rotating door

Maybe to your 2 BR, if you could keep that rabble from loitering in the lobby while waiting their turn, the other residents would appreciate it.

 

[Amanda330]

Locked in a Tower, let down your hair @Amanda330, I’ll rescue you

Umm... You can visit me? I don't want to leave. Lol