Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Christmas is only a few months away...

That’s a long time to wait and I’m impatient.

 

[Lmizzler]

https://voca.ro/1bRzr5UwUbja

Was that Mrs Doubtfire?

 

[Lmizzler]

Christmas is only a few months away...

@Daisy_Love and @Wand3rlust this means we can start playing Christmas music now.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

https://voca.ro/1bRzr5UwUbja

https://voca.ro/17PnhIZOk3fV

 

[dawn_of_night]

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fimages%2Fea9df861113fecec5bb17bf1faa0124e%2Ftenor.gif%3Fitemid%3D3950966&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=54e7582f408344c3ecefbc34762e5ff301c5e5eaf994fd3c644b140ac96fe1c4&ipo=images

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Daisy_Love and @Wand3rlust this means we can start playing Christmas music now.

I swear to god if you play one Christmas song in here I will record the sexiest voca I can muster using the phrase “meat pocket” over and over.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Who has good photoshop skills and can photoshop the text onto my photo?

@Indie

I'm your girl.

 

[Lmizzler]

I swear to god if you play one Christmas song in here I will record the sexiest voca I can muster using the phrase “meat pocket” over and over.

Proof or I won’t believe you!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

https://voca.ro/17PnhIZOk3fV

Best wrong number I've ever heard.

 

[Daisy_Love]

@Daisy_Love and @Wand3rlust this means we can start playing Christmas music now.

You are dead to me after that comment.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I swear to god if you play one Christmas song in here I will record the sexiest voca I can muster using the phrase “meat pocket” over and over.

Do it!
Do it!
Do it!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Who has good photoshop skills and can photoshop the text onto my photo?

@Indie

On your photo??
Can't you just add text?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I swear to god if you play one Christmas song in here I will record the sexiest voca I can muster using the phrase “meat pocket” over and over.

 

[jason28053]

I'm your girl.

Can you make my penis bigger?

 

[lavendersilk]

I mean, that sounds delicious …

But also … I hope there is some non-food related humping happening as well.

I mean... my vibrator has an open invitation every night.

 

[lavendersilk]

That’s a long time to wait and I’m impatient.

I meant for you to make us all cups!!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Can you make my penis bigger?

I'm your... wait a minute! Is this a trick?

 

[jason28053]

I'm your... wait a minute! Is this a trick?

I hear you have magical powers

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Absolutely uncanny.

Wait is that you?

 

[lavendersilk]

I swear to god if you play one Christmas song in here I will record the sexiest voca I can muster using the phrase “meat pocket” over and over.

Is that a promise?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I swear to god if you play one Christmas song in here I will record the sexiest voca I can muster using the phrase “meat pocket” over and over.

Is this a….threat?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Proof or I won’t believe you!

https://voca.ro/1d8iMcIoEU2T


Just a taste … of what I’m capable of.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Is this a….threat?

It seems she doesn't understand how those work.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I hear you have magical powers

You heard right.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

https://voca.ro/1d8iMcIoEU2T


Just a taste … of what I’m capable of.

I'm from a Midwest state, ranch is used for everything here