Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I guess I’m boring then . Definitely angry

This you?
“Chief among the traits of an Aries is the fierce need for individuality. Aries have strong opinions and personalities and they need to be number-one. They are competitive and love a challenge, but are often better at starting than finishing. It takes a lot to hold an Aries’ attention span—though when they find their obsessions they go in all the way! Aries is the sign of the trendsetter and trailblazer. As the zodiac’s first sign, Aries loves anything new.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

This you?
“Chief among the traits of an Aries is the fierce need for individuality. Aries have strong opinions and personalities and they need to be number-one. They are competitive and love a challenge, but are often better at starting than finishing. It takes a lot to hold an Aries’ attention span—though when they find their obsessions they go in all the way! Aries is the sign of the trendsetter and trailblazer. As the zodiac’s first sign, Aries loves anything new.

I have no problem finishing.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have no problem finishing.

It’s not a race though.

 

[UnquietDreams]

@Bry1313 we have a new member for the cannibal club!!!

Needs better marketing. Call it The Humanitarian Club.

 

[Bry1313]

@Bry1313 we have a new member for the cannibal club!!!

The more the merrier at the table

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

It’s not a race though.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Needs better marketing. Call it The Humanitarian Club.

Oh no, we want people to know what it is.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I do not even want to know I don't think..

 

[UnquietDreams]

I do not even want to know I don't think..

Just don't. Works for me.

 

[Bry1313]

Oh no, we want people to know what it is.

I’ll bring the Chianti and fava bean dish

 

[vagrantx]

The more the merrier at the table

So who's for dinner?

I’ll bring the Chianti and fava bean dish

ftftftfttftftft

 

[crazychemgirl]

So who's for dinner?

I love love love that you jumped right in.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And you wonder why I have anxiety about shallow graves in this room?

 

[vagrantx]

I love love love that you jumped right in.

I'll try anything once!

 

[crazychemgirl]

And you wonder why I have anxiety about shallow graves in this room?

It’s ok Monkey … we like you. Even if you don’t eat cheese.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fucking white people.

 

[PassionatePanther]

This you?
“Chief among the traits of an Aries is the fierce need for individuality. Aries have strong opinions and personalities and they need to be number-one. They are competitive and love a challenge, but are often better at starting than finishing. It takes a lot to hold an Aries’ attention span—though when they find their obsessions they go in all the way! Aries is the sign of the trendsetter and trailblazer. As the zodiac’s first sign, Aries loves anything new.

Pretty spot on except the part about holding my attent….omg! Look! Squirrel!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I wouldn’t describe you as flighty. Slutty yes, but definitely not flighty.

 

[Bry1313]

So who's for dinner?

The younger the better, I want it tender.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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Fucking white people.

Looks spicy to me.

 

[lavendersilk]

This is a cry for help... and maybe a subscription to Hello Fresh.

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Fucking white people.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

The younger the better, I want it tender.

I'm against veal, but does that logic apply to humans? I think it should

 

[crazychemgirl]

The younger the better, I want it tender.

This came off WAY WAY creepier than I think it was intended to

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

This came off WAY WAY creepier than I think it was intended to

Glad I wasn't the only one!

 

[Bry1313]

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ug22AFSs1r2mxb0.gif

She looks like……I can’t even start that joke anymore.