Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Why do you guys talk like us but insist on the difficult spelling?

*nods*

 

[UnquietDreams]

I just want to clarify, sending you a boob isn't icky, but the price of a brussel sprout was just LOL.
Your vocaroo, and being a gentleman after this whole fucking hilarious evening, well in my head that's worthy of a peek.
Kindness gets rewarded (with perviness!)

Thank you for the whale. I will treasure it. I am not planning on clicking it.

I feel I'm a gentleman. Well...by implication.

Okay, I will probably break down and click on it. But not tonight. Tonight, I am a gentleman.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Why do you guys talk like us but insist on the difficult spelling?

Because we Canadians like to display intellectual superiority.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yes!! I haven't read the english translation, but I'm sure it's done well. Icelandic is not a tongue I master either, so I've only read it in swedish, but it's close enough that the alliterative poems retain their form.

It truly is a beautiful collection of poems I'm so happy you took the time to look them up!

I've been getting into reading poetry a little bit so always thankful for a recommendation.

Just curious, what languages do you know? I'm always impressed at how great people from other countries know English then I usually find out they know several other languages.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why do you guys talk like us but insist on the difficult spelling?

https://voca.ro/1bw37UyOYZCT

 

[vagrantx]

Thank you for the whale. I will treasure it. I am not planning on clicking it.

I feel I'm a gentleman. Well...by implication.

Okay, I will probably break down and click on it. But not tonight. Tonight, I am a gentleman.

(For the record the link I sent him was in the form of a blue whale. He's not calling me a whale!)

Well it probably swam away by now! It was up to you to catch it But thank you nonetheless for a fantastically hilarious evening!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Always safe.

Hey fucker

 

[Wand3rlust]

Why do you guys talk like us but insist on the difficult spelling?

Difficult?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Difficult?

Is this really the first time someone called you difficult?

 

[vagrantx]

I've been getting into reading poetry a little bit so always thankful for a recommendation.

Just curious, what languages do you know? I'm always impressed at how great people from other countries know English then I usually find out they know several other languages.

Yay! I hope you like it They're (aproximately) 1000 years old! It's amazing that they've been preserved so well.

I speak Swedish and English fluently, and like all swedes I can converse with norwegians and danes. I took spanish for 7 years in school, german for 2, and I still retain a little bit of Lao from my childhood

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is this really the first time someone called you difficult?

https://media3.giphy.com/media/65ODCwM00NVmEyLsX3/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952nlu5i6dc5mbdhchi12tds03frdfohbx4e0nykck5&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is this really the first time someone called you difficult?

You spelled 'adorable' wrong.

You Americans and your funny spelling...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://voca.ro/1bw37UyOYZCT

https://voca.ro/1gXsXZqV1zok

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hey fucker

Hello, love. How you doing?

 

[LupineOne]

A strong brandy old fashioned after that busy day and tense drive

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/1bw37UyOYZCT

How do you get 100 drunk, angry Canadians out of your swimming pool?














Ask nicely.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How do you get 100 drunk, angry Canadians out of your swimming pool?














Ask nicely.

Only problem with that joke…

Canadians are never angry.

 

[vagrantx]

Just curious, what languages do you know? I'm always impressed at how great people from other countries know English then I usually find out they know several other languages.

and I still retain a little bit of Lao from my childhood

On the topic of poetry! To get a little bit masturbatory again, here's a little haiku I wrote for the haiku thread in the authors hangout!

ຮັກຂະດູ່ຈະລົມ
ຢູ່ທຸກບ່ອນທຸກເວລາ
ກໍດີຈະຮັບການ

Hakka duu ja lom
yu'u thuk bon, thuk vel'a
Kordih ja hak kanh

Speaking with your love
at anytime, anywhere
It's wonderful to share your time with someone

 

[__Nathan1968]

Favorite ice cream flavor and go

Tiger tail.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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A strong brandy old fashioned after that busy day and tense drive

Oh good! For a second I thought you had Korbel on ice...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Tiger tail.

Who hurt you.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Only problem with that joke…

Canadians are never angry.

They are if you take all their Moose Milk.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Why do you guys talk like us but insist on the difficult spelling?

Because they're BFFs with Britain, and Britain secetly always wanted to be French, but then they got all mad because the French helped the Colonist defeat Mad King Georgie. Then, they weren't chill for awhile, until the whole "support folks who don't like monarchs" thing backfired on the Frenchies. Now, like, they're talking again, but Britain keeps some of their spelling as a weird flex.

*this has been Mean Girl history w/professor O'Bitties

 

[AuntieDisco]

Only problem with that joke…

Canadians are never angry.

And they’ve already hyperextended their arm by keeping the door open for the person behind them

 

[crazychemgirl]

Because they're a BFFs with Britain, and Britain secetly always wanted to be French, but then they got all mad because the French helped the Colonist defeat Mad King Georgie. Then, they weren't chill for awhile, until the whole "support folks who don't like monarchs" thing backfired on the Frenchies. Now, like, they're talking again, but Britain keeps some of their spelling as a weird flex.

*this has been Mean Girl history w/professor O'Bitties

I can’t get enough of you.