Siren songs and helicockters

[positiveflirt]

You havent really arrived until you've done a cock trick though

I told you, me getting doves to fly out of it was a one-time thing 🕊 🕊

 

[Wand3rlust]

I told you, me getting doves to fly out of it was a one-time thing 🕊 🕊

And the inspiration behind Prince - when doves cry ....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And the inspiration behind Prince - when doves cry ....

I guess that's better than laughing

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Don’t sell yourself short @Guido414 I bet you are nimble enough. Maybe use a sharpie instead of a ball point pen.

I feel like someone mentioned a Mont Blanc earlier today. I could definitely try with a free flowing fountain pen. But then I’d feel super old timey. Might even put a tri-point hat on him and sign my John Han-cock #Murica #TaxationWithRepresentation

 

[morelikeasong]

I told you, me getting doves to fly out of it was a one-time thing 🕊 🕊

Maybe it just wants to pop up and say hello

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Maybe now @barefootgirl69 and @JerseyJade can stop fighting over crayons

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Just a request to do something else with your dick next time like bake a cake or run a weed eater.

Your emoji is broken! I was hoping to pick up some baking or gardening tips too…

I'm not unreasonable and I don't want anyone dying in a crash. Id just ask for your dick to serve me the drinks on a plane.

I’m not sure they’d serve the kind of drink you’d expect…

This isn't sex, it is performance art.

But I suppose we could always determine who would be more exhausted, somehow.

It took 51 Os to wear me out. Just sayin’

I picked an unusual time to arrive this thread..

It may have been an unusual time to arrive, but it’s ALWAYS a good time for a helicockter

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m not sure they’d serve the kind of drink you’d expect…

Oh, I think I'd have an idea

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This is starting to become like school or work with assignments being given out.

And? Aren't you all a bunch of nerds? Surely everyone wants an A+?

 

[positiveflirt]

Maybe it just wants to pop up and say hello

oh lord, I hear the siren's call and yet the rocks suddenly seem like a GREAT holiday destination

 

[UnquietDreams]

It took 51 Os to wear me out. Just sayin’

I had a bet to be available to orally satisfy a friend any time she wanted for a weekend. We had about 13 sessions in a bit more than 48, and rang the bell multiple times in quite a few of them. Call it a round 30. And that was when she was in control. I tend towards pleasure dom, so if I am in control, I think 51 is a reasonable target.

Just sayin'.

 

[Lord Pmann]

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I love her so much. I would hook my dick to a helicopter for her if she asked. I don't know she would ask. But I would do it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You havent really arrived until you've done a cock trick though

Apparently, you are imagining me then. Maybe I am a computer based reality break!

Hi!

 

[morelikeasong]

oh lord, I hear the siren's call and yet the rocks suddenly seem like a GREAT holiday destination

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[morelikeasong]

I love her so much. I would hook my dick to a helicopter for her if she asked. I don't know she would ask. But I would do it.

… please don’t do that. That’s not a fun trick.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

… please don’t do that. That’s not a fun trick.

Id say no one is ever worth hooking your dick to a helicopter...

 

[positiveflirt]

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Fuck it, I'm in, give me a moment

 

[Lord Pmann]

… please don’t do that. That’s not a fun trick.

Nobody tells me to what vehicle I can tie off my dick.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Id say no one is ever worth hooking your dick to a helicopter...

Meet Briga.

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Meet Briga.

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Briga is lovely but what will you do with Briga after your dick is amputated?

 

[morelikeasong]

Nobody tells me to what vehicle I can tie off my dick.

This might be the one time I’m NOT soliciting dick videos on this thread

 

[UnquietDreams]

… please don’t do that. That’s not a fun trick.

"This has been a public service announcement from Siren Songs and Helicockers."

 

[Lord Pmann]

Briga is lovely but what will you do with Briga after your dick is amputated?

You see, I didn't think that far ahead.

This might be the one time I’m NOT soliciting dick videos on this thread

No one tells me where I can post my amputee dick.

Ask John Bobbit....

That guy... imagine being famous having your dick chopped off.

 

[morelikeasong]

Fuck it, I'm in, give me a moment

I can’t wait

 

[lavendersilk]

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[positiveflirt]

I can’t wait

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