Siren songs and helicockters

[Mr_bogey]

Was this a helicocker? Did I miss it?

Yep

 

[morelikeasong]

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[Deleted member 6568729]

Is this where we show our dick tricks? Is there a membership form? Where do I sign?
https://ibb.co/q7p4n0k

I've never seen this clip of @Lmizzler before!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Are you saying you want me to convince @Tigobitties98 to show her tits? If I did that, it would be for a private PM showing. #just sayin

Lol, @Mr_bogey knows, he's just an eternal optimist...or delusional. One or the other

 

[Lmizzler]

I've never seen this clip of @Lmizzler before!

That’s a freaking elephant trunk is what that thing is

 

[Mr_bogey]

That’s a freaking elephant trunk is what that thing is

The dexterity is truly impressive.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

A hundred billion points to whoever straps a pen to their dick and writes their name with it.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

A hundred billion points to whoever straps a pen to their dick and writes their name with it.

First give me a pen that works.

 

[morelikeasong]

A hundred billion points to whoever straps a pen to their dick and writes their name with it.

@Guido414 for your debut?

 

[lavendersilk]

First give me a pen that works.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/l29zC07bhDJ5Dstjf1/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952x0ldnyhv8xl9qumolmws2j9k1qvjloh9swienzti&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Mr_bogey]

A hundred billion points to whoever straps a pen to their dick and writes their name with it.

And what does a hundred billion points get you?

 

[MindYaBitness]

First give me a pen that works.

Ooooo, this calls for my Mont Blanc collection! Do you prefer fountain, ballpoint, or fineline?

 

[MindYaBitness]

And what does a hundred billion points get you?

Gratitude & praise?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/l29zC07bhDJ5Dstjf1/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952x0ldnyhv8xl9qumolmws2j9k1qvjloh9swienzti&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

And what does a hundred billion points get you?

Probably a new pen that actually works.

 

[Mr_bogey]

@Guido414 for your debut?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

That’s a freaking elephant trunk is what that thing is

Brag much?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Gratitude & praise?

 

[morelikeasong]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/26FfkdM6UtnTnOn1C/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7nomhkrpa6w6ggbwdwdiryfdj7z2rgbf8pv0y1ggh&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fine then, I'll just go send my set of praise where it's appreciated!

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNGV2eTl2amM5b3hzYmtldmc1eGxjcGp5bHVyOWE3b210cXhpcGdjYSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/ijJQUBCVt4QoUldRsH/giphy.gif

 

[Mr_bogey]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/26FfkdM6UtnTnOn1C/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7nomhkrpa6w6ggbwdwdiryfdj7z2rgbf8pv0y1ggh&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

"Camera 2 - pan down and widen out the shot!"

 

[morelikeasong]

"Camera 2 - pan down and widen out the shot!"

https://media3.giphy.com/media/26wkum08WL1f24fok/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7rja53f8irvukf2abi6d68m62w6n4xfik65zupmb8&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/26wkum08WL1f24fok/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7rja53f8irvukf2abi6d68m62w6n4xfik65zupmb8&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Why do these bathrooms never have shower curtains?

Unquiet Dreams: Asking the important questions.

 

[Lmizzler]

And what does a hundred billion points get you?

Just a request to do something else with your dick next time like bake a cake or run a weed eater.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just a request to do something else with your dick next time like bake a cake or run a weed eater.

"Yes, that's fine, that's fine. Now...can you use it to fly an actual helicopter? Because that is what we are looking for just now."

 

[morelikeasong]

A hundred billion points to whoever straps a pen to their dick and writes their name with it.

And what does a hundred billion points get you?

And USAA thinks they’ll entice me with only 50k?