Siren songs and helicockters

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I could not agree more.

I had no doubt you were a person of taste and distinction. The rack gave it away.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It seems like your "sniffer" is working just fine then.

Well I spent hours sniffing your boxers, so I had an unfair advantage. I still want to be tagged when dick tricks pop up though!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I had no doubt you were a person of taste and distinction. The rack gave it away.

Oh totally. Nothing but class lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh totally. Nothing but class lol

Class is overrated. Wit and taste ain’t limited to a top hat.

I hope!

Though I do bet I could rock one.

 

[Bbl87]

Go on sweet thing…

I would have preferred hop on, but I can run with that.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Run roh.... I don't know how to break this to you, but I don't wear boxers.... awkward.. lol

Uhhhhmmm. I got nothing

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I would have preferred hop on, but I can run with that.

Keep sweet talking and then maybe we’ll talk about a ride

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Class is overrated. Wit and taste ain’t limited to a top hat.

I hope!

Though I do bet I could rock one.

Just the top hat right?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just the top hat right?

Probably. Eventually. Hopefully.

 

[Bbl87]

Keep sweet talking and then maybe we’ll talk about a ride

I mean, if you have a nose for cock, I can only imagine what you're capable of with the rest of your body.

The sweet talking just keeps going during the ride, ya know. I'm a talker.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Oh I'm sure you have plenty. Just gotta keep some secrets though, right?

Errr. Yes. Yup. I’m very mysterious

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I mean, if you have a nose for cock, I can only imagine what you're capable of with the rest of your body.

The sweet talking just keeps going during the ride, ya know. I'm a talker.

A dirty talker?????

 

[Bbl87]

A dirty talker?????

Dirty talker, sweet talker, smooth talker.

This soothing baritone voice is quite versatile.

 

[hotoldrguy]

So who also wants a report from @PlanetaryNebula on how her boyfriend's testicle painting went?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

So who also wants a report from @PlanetaryNebula on how her boyfriend's testicle painting went?

I ummm didn’t paint them. They were hairy

 

[Lmizzler]

I ummm didn’t paint them. They were hairy

Nebs, it seems like you should have taken that opportunity to shave them.

 

[Artfan2]

I ummm didn’t paint them. They were hairy

Painting or dyeing them could lead to a new and colorful custom.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Did you dye them instead? I feel that would actually take much longer to do than painting them.

I just coated them with cream.

 

[Mr_bogey]

On here? Sugar, you must be confused. This is the heliCOCKter thread. My boobs don't make an appearance on here

Can we talk you into it?

#just sayin

 

[Lmizzler]

#just sayin

Bogeys back Bitches!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Is this where we show our dick tricks? Is there a membership form? Where do I sign?
https://ibb.co/q7p4n0k

 

[morelikeasong]

#just sayin

Are you saying you want me to convince @Tigobitties98 to show her tits? If I did that, it would be for a private PM showing. #just sayin

 

[crazychemgirl]

...

Was this a helicocker? Did I miss it?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Was this a helicocker? Did I miss it?

Nope - just a bad link. Fixed it!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Are you saying you want me to convince @Tigobitties98 to show her tits? If I did that, it would be for a private PM showing. #just sayin

I just saw 2 quotes that naturally belonged together and had to do something about it.