Siren songs and helicockters

[SalaciousMonkey22]

OK ladies, lets see if you can talk one of the guys into doing this

I feel like there’s a non-zero chance the @PlanetaryNebula has.

 

[MindYaBitness]

OK ladies, lets see if you can talk one of the guys into doing this

lol, I don't want to sleep on the couch

 

[UnquietDreams]

My Daddy made me do it.

Missed it!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

lol, I don't want to sleep on the couch

That seems like a dangerous place to hide eggs.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No one wants to see that

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[OrdinaryPerson]

OK ladies, lets see if you can talk one of the guys into doing this

Hmm... you...?

 

[Bry1313]

OK ladies, lets see if you can talk one of the guys into doing this

That’s a negative ghost rider

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That’s a negative ghost rider

Too chicken to contribute anything to the thread I see

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Too chicken to contribute anything to the thread I see

Seems right for a guy whose never even shared a picture here before.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Seems right for a guy whose never even shared a picture here before.

By here, you mean anywhere on lit? I wonder what he even looks like

 

[Bry1313]

By here, you mean anywhere on lit? I wonder what he even looks like

Guess you don’t click emojis either

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

By here, you mean anywhere on lit? I wonder what he even looks like

Yes. Anywhere on Lit. I just use my imagination.

 

[joclfc]

lol, I don't want to sleep on the couch

Love seeing you're tits on here

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Love seeing you're tits on here

Love seeing your asshole here

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Guess you don’t click emojis either

I don't see an emoji. Still waiting for your jackhammering proof

 

[joclfc]

Love seeing your asshole here

Try spelling it right Anus

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hmm... you...?

Nope. When I dye eggs they all end up looking an ugly muddy green. Not a good look.

Also: shy.

 

[Bry1313]

I don't see an emoji. Still waiting for your jackhammering proof

I’ll not be bullied

 

[MindYaBitness]

Love seeing you're tits on here

On here? Sugar, you must be confused. This is the heliCOCKter thread. My boobs don't make an appearance on here

 

[morelikeasong]

OK ladies, lets see if you can talk one of the guys into doing this

Can we talk you into it?

 

[joclfc]

On here? Sugar, you must be confused. This is the heliCOCKter thread. My boobs don't make an appearance on here

They do in your profile pic babe

 

[MindYaBitness]

They do in your profile pic babe

Na, that's just cleavage

 

[morelikeasong]

They do in your profile pic babe

Do you have a dick trick for us?

 

[joclfc]

Na, that's just cleavage

Well an old man gets what he can when he can my lovely

 

[joclfc]

Do you have a dick trick for us?

What would you like sweetie