Siren songs and helicockters

[OrdinaryPerson]

And what does a hundred billion points get you?

A picture of your dick?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

"Yes, that's fine, that's fine. Now...can you use it to fly an actual helicopter? Because that is what we are looking for just now."

I'm not unreasonable and I don't want anyone dying in a crash. Id just ask for your dick to serve me the drinks on a plane.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm not unreasonable and I don't want anyone dying in a crash. Id just ask for your dick to serve me the drinks on a plane.

Mix them, or serve them? Because I am not sure how I would handle the dry shake.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Mix them, or serve them? Because I am not sure how I would handle the dry shake.

You get extra points for figuring it out. I can't do all the work for you!

 

[UnquietDreams]

You get extra points for figuring it out. I can't do all the work for you!

Just working on the parameters. Is the ice in bags, or would I have to use my cock to break it from an ice tray. Because that could have side effects.

What drink am I making? Because a classic martini would be better than say a whiskey sour. Squeezing the lemon is doable, but separating the egg white would be tricky. Ramos Gin Fizz is out of the question. Fifteen minutes of shaking it will probably end the trick early.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Just working on the parameters. Is the ice in bags, or would I have to use my cock to break it from an ice tray. Because that could have side effects.

What drink am I making? Because a classic martini would be better than say a whiskey sour. Squeezing the lemon is doable, but separating the egg white would be tricky. Ramos Gin Fizz is out of the question. Fifteen minutes of shaking it will probably end the trick early.

God, you must be exhausting to have sex with. Maybe even more than me.

 

[Lmizzler]

Just working on the parameters. Is the ice in bags, or would I have to use my cock to break it from an ice tray. Because that could have side effects.

What drink am I making? Because a classic martini would be better than say a whiskey sour. Squeezing the lemon is doable, but separating the egg white would be tricky. Ramos Gin Fizz is out of the question. Fifteen minutes of shaking it will probably end the trick early.

All I was thinking the entire time….
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[UnquietDreams]

God, you must be exhausting to have sex with. Maybe even more than me.

This isn't sex, it is performance art.

But I suppose we could always determine who would be more exhausted, somehow.

 

[Amanda330]

Just a request to do something else with your dick next time like bake a cake or run a weed eater.

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[UnquietDreams]

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[Lmizzler]

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[Amanda330]

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[jason28053]

Let the hammering commence

 

[Lmizzler]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/EouEzI5bBR8uk/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952mra294ftx19nkac7ndw80nmqo883r0p7xw78wpnj&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

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[UnquietDreams]

That is such a great movie.

I love it. All of it.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

@Guido414 for your debut?

I was still thinking about doing Dick In A Box on Friday as my coming out party

Writing my name out would take too much “DICK-sterity”

 

[morelikeasong]

I was still thinking about doing Dick In A Box on Friday as my coming out party

I can’t wait.

@Lord Pmann if he follows through with this I’m gonna need you to post your song in here, too.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

I can’t wait.

@Lord Pmann if he follows through with this I’m gonna need you to post your song in here, too.

Oh… I’m following through. And the name on the gift box tag will be yours!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I was still thinking about doing Dick In A Box on Friday as my coming out party

Writing my name out would take too much “DICK-sterity”

I can’t wait.

@Lord Pmann if he follows through with this I’m gonna need you to post your song in here, too.

I have my own version you can use… I mean, I’m not vocalist like JT, but it would at least be a Lit original version.

 

[morelikeasong]

Oh… I’m following through. And the name on the gift box tag will be yours!

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[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm expecting cocktail art, dick hammering, and dick in a box now. I hope you all provide

 

[positiveflirt]

I'm expecting cocktail art, dick hammering, and dick in a box now. I hope you all provide

I picked an unusual time to arrive this thread..

 

[morelikeasong]

I picked an unusual time to arrive this thread..

I’m not sure there’s ever a “usual” time here

 

[Photog1rl]

Writing my name out would take too much “DICK-sterity”

Don’t sell yourself short @Guido414 I bet you are nimble enough. Maybe use a sharpie instead of a ball point pen.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I picked an unusual time to arrive this thread..

You havent really arrived until you've done a cock trick though