Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

All my alts be like:

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fimages%2F2ac119f7af040442dfa684ecfd462190%2Ftenor.gif%3Fitemid%3D14468419&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=cef9897b89ec3d51fc76759bab5334c7e752321d9f488e976ce1e2bc7b484bb2&ipo=images

Wait... There's more than one of you??

 

[vagrantx]

I just came.

I’m sorry. I’ll clean up my mess.

lingonberry jam, not humanberry jam!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

lingonberry jam, not humanberry jam!

Best euphemism for testicles ever.

 

[Rj_1954]

Nice guys...you always were...

 

[UnquietDreams]

lingonberry jam, not humanberry jam!

Eeeeswwwww!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

You better not be lying.

Unless she’s doing this, in which case we could admire her boobs.

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[Lmizzler]

lingonberry jam, not humanberry jam!

Best euphemism for testicles ever.

I feel like I need to start calling my testicles lingonberries now.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I. I got nothing. The comment wins.

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[vagrantx]

I. I got nothing. The comment wins.

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I've set my lasers from cum to kill!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I feel like I need to start calling my testicles lingonberries now.

If their jam is red, you might want to seek medical assitanace.

 

[morelikeasong]

Having a really shitty day at work, and trying to focus on the project.... But I needed cheering up, so time to look in to see what S&S has to say...

I hope your day gets better. We you

I’d like to try one of those ones that you can control via an app or over the internet

My thoughts exactly! That just seems like it would be so much fun to tease your lover from another location.

Or, be teased...

I’ve not had the best experiences, aside from the novelty of it. But maybe he just wasn’t doing it right…

My spouse likes both the calor & max 2, but leans toward the max 2. It syncs better

This is something I really want to try.
You should review the experience in the toy review thread!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I. I got nothing. The comment wins.

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I mean, I love x-ray porn... As much, well probably more than the next guy... But God damn.... That's not even a broken bone....
I rate this 1 of 5 stars.... only because he has a nice butt....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Reading smut at work … and no outlet … god damnit

 

[Rj_1954]

I’m nice to everyone. Except OP. And that’s just jealousy..

You are nice to everyone
That's disturbing

 

[vagrantx]

Reading smut at work … and no outlet … god damnit

Hahahaha I relate to this so damn hard. Working from home, I might be on here or read a story or two but I try to keep my clothes on until after hours.

That being said... how long until works done?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hahahaha I relate to this so damn hard. Working from home, I might be on here or read a story or two but I try to keep my clothes on until after hours.

That being said... how long until works done?

Like 4 hours

 

[MindYaBitness]

Reading smut at work … and no outlet … god damnit

May I introduce you to the ferri vibe?

 

[vagrantx]

Like 4 hours

Fight through it, girl! Horny purgatory is not for ever.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I feel like I need to start calling my testicles lingonberries now.

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Just putting this here.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I feel like I need to start calling my testicles lingonberries now.

What about.... Manberries?

 

[vagrantx]

May I introduce you to the ferri vibe?

Looking at that... "magnetic"? What the, do you need to keep kegeling around a steel ball or something?
Oh there's a gif.
OH it goes on the outside of your panties.
Yeah that makes more sense.

 

[crazychemgirl]

May I introduce you to the ferri vibe?

I love you!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Reading smut at work … and no outlet … god damnit

You read smut at work??? I had no idea...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Reading smut at work … and no outlet … god damnit

Omg right? Been there.

 

[dawn_of_night]

May I introduce you to the ferri vibe?

Does it have a clitoral stimulator???