Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

You can, but morning & mid day are my favorite. I'm exhausted at bed time and it isn't as fun. However, wake me up slowly in the middle of the night & it's on!

Exactly. Afternoon snuggle sex is awesome for that as well.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m down for morning and bedtime … mid-day sex isn’t my thing. Unless it’s outdoors and it’s a sexy adventure.

Lost, in a maze.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hey cowboy……I sent you something fun. Hope your PMs are open


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Have I ever told you how much how I adore you
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[lavendersilk]

Oh, you can! But I find morning sex more so, or at least it is easier for me to get into that space.

Also, morning wood.

 

[lavendersilk]

It's never stopped at mutual masturbation in the videos I've seen...

Same.

 

[vagrantx]

Can you blame me....Um, have  seen @vagrantx ? Between her & @AuntieDisco I'm about to full on switch teams!

you're welcome over here whenever you wish! I'll be your personal guide!

 

[BongoGal]

Exactly. Afternoon snuggle sex is awesome for that as well.

I honestly misread that as 'afternoon struggle sex'.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Can you blame me....Um, have  seen @vagrantx ? Between her & @AuntieDisco I'm about to full on switch teams!

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Can you wait for like 3 days? One last time. I will get my A game on. I promise. Prescription has been filled and is on the way.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m down for morning and bedtime … mid-day sex isn’t my thing. Unless it’s outdoors and it’s a sexy adventure.

I used to send my spouse pics & tried to lure him home on the daily. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't.

One time I was so wound up that I told him if he didn't meet me, I'd find & fuck the mailman. He couldn't make it home, so we found an empty conference room at City Hall

 

[UnquietDreams]

I honestly misread that as 'afternoon struggle sex'.

There is something to be said about that as well. A nice afternoon, some rope with a decent hold but still soft for skin contact. No, that works too.

 

[jason28053]

What have you done that wasn’t sexual but turned into sex?

A day hike in the mountains near a waterfall. People around but not taking note

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I used to send my spouse pics & tried to lure him home on the daily. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't.

One time I was so wound up that I told him if he didn't meet me, I'd find & fuck the mailman. He couldn't make it home, so we found an empty conference room at City Hall

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[MindYaBitness]

Can you wait for like 3 days? One last time. I will get my A game on. I promise. Prescription has been filled and is on the way.

Three days, that all you've got, then I'm buying a plane ticket!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Have I ever told you how much how I adore you
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I adore him....

 

[dawn_of_night]

I used to send my spouse pics & tried to lure him home on the daily. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't.

One time I was so wound up that I told him if he didn't meet me, I'd find & fuck the mailman. He couldn't make it home, so we found an empty conference room at City Hall

Damn ... I'm in the wrong line of work or something....

 

[MindYaBitness]

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If my mail man brought me tacos he'd at the very least have earned a BJ

 

[lavendersilk]

If my mail man brought me tacos he'd at the very least have earned a BJ

I was about to say...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Would it be weird to watch porn together while simultaneously masturbating?
activities.

Allow me to answer…

It’s moderately weird.

 

[lavendersilk]

Allow me to answer…

It’s moderately weird.

I like that you said moderately and not totally.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ll do some shady stuff for tacos … just sayin

 

[MindYaBitness]

I was about to say...

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLkgKJo5/

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’ll do some shady stuff for tacos … just sayin

Bring your stretchy pants & we'll go to Vatos Tacos!

 

[UnquietDreams]

If my mail man brought me tacos he'd at the very least have earned a BJ

 

[Lord Pmann]

I like that you said moderately and not totally.

You’d be surprised. But this was in the days of pre-internet porn. You had to source porn on video (tough to do then).

But with a little innovation and some creative staging, you can create your own, semi-private masturbatoreum that keeps you from total shame. Until you orgasm. At which point you reach your pinnacle of shame.

 

[jason28053]

Damn ... I'm in the wrong line of work or something....

What, you’re not a postal worker?