Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I think I’ve seen MULTIPLE movie scenes where guys are just chillin on the couch watching porn together. So it must be a thing.

It is not.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I was about to say. Titally a guy thing. But we should make it a girl thing. I'm tired of just having naked pillow fights with my girlfriends without it leading to mutual masturbation.

Right? I mean, why am I even wearing this négligée if no one's going to help me take it off

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[crazychemgirl]

Did that happen to you? Shhh... don't answer. Let me just know it is true.

Yes, that happened to me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ya, after an acquaintances shared a story about a teenage tent fort group masterbation incident, I polled my brothers & cousins at a get together (it sounds odd, but itcwas actually a really funny convo). All of them had wanked with a buddy at least once. Definitely a guy thing

I think you have a small sample size for your data. Just saying.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Right? I mean, why am I even wearing this négligée if no one's going to help me take it off

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WELCOME TO THE OCTAGON!

 

[dawn_of_night]

What have you done that wasn’t sexual but turned into sex?

So, the wifey has an ex husband, we went to his place while he was in the hospital recovering from something I don't remember...
Anyhow, we were setting up his bedroom for recovery because, well he's a bachelor and a horrible housekeeper... Anyhow, we got the bed set up and I fucked her twice, once on the new bed and once in the floor....
Best furniture re arrangements i've ever had

 

[morelikeasong]

I love him too … obsessed with Loudermilk

Same. I’ve been recommending that show left and right. I’m hoping Netflix picks it up to produce the next season. I read somewhere that they have it written, just waiting for someone to buy it.

 

[Amanda330]

What have you done that wasn’t sexual but turned into sex?

Umm, church... I gave my bf a blowie in an empty room during church.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Umm, church... I gave my bf a blowie in an empty room during church.

I defiled a few rooms myself

 

[lavendersilk]

What have you done that wasn’t sexual but turned into sex?

I've woken up to sex. Not sure if that counts... But, I've never been in a relationship long enough to have random sex like what I think you are asking about.

 

[morelikeasong]

I've woken up to sex. Not sure if that counts... But, I've never been in a relationship long enough to have random sex like what I think you are asking about.

Ooo that’s one of my favorites

 

[MindYaBitness]

I've woken up to sex. Not sure if that counts... But, I've never been in a relationship long enough to have random sex like what I think you are asking about.

That dreamy in between sleep/awake sex is amazing!

 

[Bbl87]

So, the wifey has an ex husband, we went to his place while he was in the hospital recovering from something I don't remember...
Anyhow, we were setting up his bedroom for recovery because, well he's a bachelor and a horrible housekeeper... Anyhow, we got the bed set up and I fucked her twice, once on the new bed and once in the floor....
Best furniture re arrangements i've ever had

I may have told this story before, but...

We ordered new furniture a number of years back. It was a massive headache. They went way past what the lead time we were told was, and then just got a partial order. They kept telling us they'd be in "next week" for an eternity both before the partial came in and the rest of it.

When the rest of the order finally came in, it was the completely wrong ottoman. Not just the wrong size but the wrong fabric. They told us to hold onto it until they got the correct one in.

They day before they came to pick it up, we had sex on that ottoman several times out of spite. She never wants to have sex more than once in a day, but apparently spite is a great aphrodisiac.

 

[Mr_bogey]

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[crazychemgirl]

I love how you are all so comfortable sharing your stories!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I've woken up to sex. Not sure if that counts... But, I've never been in a relationship long enough to have random sex like what I think you are asking about.

Wake up sex is awesome. You are both rested, comfortable together, energized. Waiting for them to open their eyes. Intimate, in a way "hot, jumping into bed at night" rarely is.

I love that.

 

[morelikeasong]

I love how you are all so comfortable sharing your stories!!

We all want our credit in your book

 

[MindYaBitness]

Can you blame me....Um, have  seen @vagrantx ? Between her & @AuntieDisco I'm about to full on switch teams!

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Wake up sex is awesome. You are both rested, comfortable together, energized. Waiting for them to open their eyes. Intimate, in a way "hot, jumping into bed at night" rarely is.

I love that.

You can't have intimate sex at night? Wut?

 

[Mr_bogey]

[Homophobic, violent content removed.]

 

[UnquietDreams]

You can't have intimate sex at night? Wut?

Oh, you can! But I find morning sex more so, or at least it is easier for me to get into that space.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You can't have intimate sex at night? Wut?

You can, but morning & mid day are my favorite. I'm exhausted at bed time and it isn't as fun. However, wake me up slowly in the middle of the night & it's on!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think I’ve seen MULTIPLE movie scenes where girls are just chillin on the couch having naked pillow fights and it leads to mutual masturbation. So it must be a thing.

It's never stopped at mutual masturbation in the videos I've seen...

 

[crazychemgirl]

You can, but morning & mid day are my favorite. I'm exhausted at bed time and it isn't as fun. However, wake me up slowly in the middle of the night & it's on!

I’m down for morning and bedtime … mid-day sex isn’t my thing. Unless it’s outdoors and it’s a sexy adventure.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I may have told this story before, but...

We ordered new furniture a number of years back. It was a massive headache. They went way past what the lead time we were told was, and then just got a partial order. They kept telling us they'd be in "next week" for an eternity both before the partial came in and the rest of it.

When the rest of the order finally came in, it was the completely wrong ottoman. Not just the wrong size but the wrong fabric. They told us to hold onto it until they got the correct one in.

They day before they came to pick it up, we had sex on that ottoman several times out of spite. She never wants to have sex more than once in a day, but apparently spite is a great aphrodisiac.

I think it's kinda like angry sex or make up sex it falls in it's own category of horniness ... Imo.