Sex & Shenanigans

[Lord Pmann]

They are all soft and non-threatening, so... thanks?

Is that your requirement for a dick? Soft and non-threatening?

 

[lavendersilk]

Is that your requirement for a dick? Soft and non-threatening?

There is a thread for that.

 

[Bry1313]

REPORTED.

YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO USE MY LIKENESS.

Denied, that figure is much better looking than you

 

[AuntieDisco]

Denied, that figure is much better looking than you

It’s cuter too.

 

[Bry1313]

I thought Bry was an alt?
Too dumb to be an AI surely?

I’m your alt, did you forget?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Denied, that figure is much better looking than you

It’s cuter too.

But what about the dong area? That was his main point of contention

 

[Lord Pmann]

There is a thread for that.

Lord Pmann wants to discuss soft and non-threatening dicks

 

[Wand3rlust]

I thought Bry was an alt?
Too dumb to be an AI surely?

I’m your alt, did you forget?

See above

 

[AuntieDisco]

But what about the dong area? That was his main point of contention

I thought he was hung like a pony.

Also Hey you!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Denied, that figure is much better looking than you

It’s cuter too.

You know, just because my heart is squished into a tiny stick figure, doesn't mean I don't have one.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I thought he was hung like a pony.

Also Hey you!!

I don't know enough on this topic, aren't ponies hung pretty well? I'm too afraid to google it

 

[Bbl87]

I thought he was hung like a pony.

Also Hey you!!

Even ponies are still pretty damn hung. Just sayin'.

 

[Bbl87]

I don't know enough on this topic, aren't ponies hung pretty well? I'm too afraid to google it

Can confirm.

Source: Redneck. And related to a horse vet.

 

[AuntieDisco]

You know, just because my heart is squished into a tiny stick figure, doesn't mean I don't have one.

You have a what now?

https://media4.giphy.com/media/sBIU8O0es95dGjDQEQ/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7ffffktwqraxsabqpvhfdmjed3vm6dfhs9ssnekmh&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[BrendaBear]

The fascination with equestrian genitalia is unusual and disconcerting...

But then again, not particularly surprising here..

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Can confirm.

Source: Redneck. And related to a horse vet.

Ahhhh! Nevermind @AuntieDisco Bb's got it figured out. And not in a suspicious way at all!

 

[AuntieDisco]

Even ponies are still pretty damn hung. Just sayin'.

Well I’ve never been around ponies so

 

[Booboobear84]

Allen Iverson, but I never knew he had such a skill with MS Paint!
If Bry was an AI would that shock you?

It was about PRACTICE

 

[AuntieDisco]

Ahhhh! Nevermind @AuntieDisco Bb's got it figured out. And not in a suspicious way at all!

Yeah I’m not even gonna go there.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Okay... this list is by no means all inclusive, and in no particular order...
Litsters I would fuck if I had the chance...

@PlanetaryNebula, @hotoldrguy, @TANSTAAFL58, @crazychemgirl, @MissLabelled, @LupineOne, @morelikeasong...

There's more... but I think I can't count so....

Wow. That's quite a list. Let me get my keys.

So, do we carpool, or...?

 

[Bbl87]

Yeah I’m not even gonna go there.

I mean, gotta know what I can compare to, right?

 

[AuntieDisco]

I almost fell off from the couch from laughing when I read that. In my mind till now they were nothing but these cute beings and now I can’t look at them the same way.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I can’t love at them the same way.

Tremendous freudian slip

 

[AuntieDisco]

Tremendous freudian slip

I fixed it you ass! I bet you wish you were a pony now

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I fixed it you ass! I bet you wish you were a pony now

Neigh.