Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

I’m really bad at obeying orders. My list would be longer than five. And heavily leaning towards the fairer sex.

oh... really....

*taking notes*

 

[crazychemgirl]

Depends on which angle you're looking from.

Tell me you’re a butt virgin … without TELLING me you’re a butt virgin.

 

[Codeman93]

If only it was a good day the high was packed, it rained for a good three quarters of it and it was just plain ole crappy and cold lol but a good drive like that woulda made it better

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/grossed-out-gif-45.gifAnything from @Lord Pmann

He sent you the pony porn too , didn’t he?

 

[BrendaBear]

I love days in the car … wind blowing, good music, car snacks

Me too. I live for road trips...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, it's definitely wood polish.

Tell me you want a pine scented dick … without TELLING me you want a pine scented dick.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I’m really bad at obeying orders. My list would be longer than five. And heavily leaning towards the fairer sex.

Oh, I'm not fair at sex at all. I finish first EVERY time! I always win!

 

[BrendaBear]

tuna

I MADE THE SAME JOKE!!!

Like... 20 pages ago... but still.. great minds think alike.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Tell me you’re a butt virgin … without TELLING me you’re a butt virgin.

But I am not a virgin. I am a butt head at times.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, I'm not fair at sex at all. I finish first EVERY time! I always win!

Do you cheat by using the highlight reel?

 

[Taegul]

Tell me you want a pine scented dick … without TELLING me you want a pine scented dick.

Why do you think I have 192 air fresheners hanging in my car?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Do you cheat by using the highlight reel?

I don't have a highlight reel.
Now, a bloopers reel, on the other hand...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't have a highlight reel.
Now, a bloopers reel, on the other hand...

BEST sex blooper story…

 

[morelikeasong]

Tell me you want a pine scented dick … without TELLING me you want a pine scented dick.

Honestly, that would probably get me though because I love that smell

 

[hotoldrguy]

I MADE THE SAME JOKE!!!

Like... 20 pages ago... but still.. great minds think alike.

I know but I posted this when I was trying to catch up, then saw yours after.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why do you think I have 192 air fresheners hanging in my car?

Do you just randomly rub them on your dick before a big date?

 

[Amanda330]

Ya know, I could really use a squire to polish my lance every now and then.

Yes, sir. Just tell me how you like it polished.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Oh, I'm not fair at sex at all. I finish first EVERY time! I always win!

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2F3oeSB2XiYwTmxwnP8s%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=9111f883c891b707fbbd8c1760a0bf68c42015fcbc91194b9897806f73828362&ipo=images

 

[vagrantx]

He sent you the pony porn too , didn’t he?

excuse me what now?

 

[Taegul]

Do you just randomly rub them on your dick before a big date?

Actually, I wear a belt and keep them hanging from the belt, the belt loops, pocket corners, etc...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nope. I’m done.

Fuck this world.

 

[Taegul]

Yes, sir. Just tell me how you like it polished.

"Otherwise"

 

[crazychemgirl]

"Clockwise, not counterclockwise”

Don’t you mean this?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

BEST sex blooper story…

The immediate standout is the time I was trying to get leverage and braced my foot against one of the slats on the footboard of her bed, and my foot broke through the slat and gave me a pretty deep and bloody gash. You know where you don't want to get a gash? On the bottom of your foot.

 

[Bry1313]

Ok … speaking of traumatizing links. What is something recently that has given you the ick?

Mayo filled donuts