Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

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"Weasel in Peach."

 

[__Nathan1968]

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Please let there be a picture of a woman (or man) with a shaved head wearing this.

 

[__Nathan1968]

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Add a holster and some spurs to the ensemble and I’d call it the Clit Eastwood.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Okay, I need coffee, because, especially where we are, I completely missed the anatomical similarities...

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

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The hippie I dated the summer after my junior year of college.

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Ho! Ho! Ho!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Okay, I need coffee, because, especially where we are, I completely missed the anatomical similarities...

Looks like something vera wang would name, the wang pu tang .....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Do you have a clit sucker? You need a clit sucker

It’s next on my list! ( Santa @jason28053 )

Yeah I get that … I’m sore and cranky too. What does it say about me that when I wake up from my dreams I’m depressed cuz I want to be back in the dream world.

Ugh…I’ve had that happen before too. One time it hit me so hard I was just sobbing uncontrollably for like 20 minutes because it was the thing I wanted most in the world and it felt so detailed and REAL and then I woke up and it was all gone. My brain is such an asshole sometimes

Thank you for remembering

I totally believed it for a minute too

Sorry about infringing on your edit...I was very tired.

So, want to sit on my lap and tell me what a bad girl you were?

How long do you have?

I know. But in the dream version, I didn’t get to even see the helicockter. So disappointed both IRL and in dreams

Way to go @__Nathan1968

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Are…are you guys seeing what I’m seeing?

 

[UnquietDreams]

How long do you have?

For you? I can go all day and night.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm just sore and cranky this morning.
Once I wake up more I'll be okay.
I just don't wanna wake up more.

Same...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Do you have a clit sucker? You need a clit sucker

How did you know???

 

[dawn_of_night]

You fuckers are moving fast this morning....
Good morning

 

[__Nathan1968]

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I’ve misunderstood what you ladies keep talking about. Here I’ve been thinking you were sending each other ‘Friendly Vag’, when all along you’ve been trading in Fendi Vag.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You fuckers are moving fast this morning....
Good morning

Good morning, love. Nice to see you!

 

[morelikeasong]

Do you have a clit sucker? You need a clit sucker

It’s next on my list!

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[dawn_of_night]

Good morning, love. Nice to see you!

I'm sooo tired, I needs nap

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

For you? I can go all day and night.

Better get comfortable then!

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

Better get comfortable then!
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Santa's here for you, baby. Just whisper it in my ear...

 

[UnquietDreams]

maybe you should have a stroke, and then you wouldn't care about your phone?

(I meant in a wanking way, not a medical crisis way, for avoidance of doubt.)

I appreciate the distinction. Are you offering inspiration?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Way to go @__Nathan1968

If I’m in her dreams AND her waking thoughts, I’ve done all I need to do. I’m stuck in her head like a bad jingle.

 

[morelikeasong]

If I’m in her dreams AND her waking thoughts, I’ve done all I need to do. I’m stuck in her head like a bad jingle.

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[hotoldrguy]

Because you guys are the best friends a girl could ask for...

You teasing minx you!!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

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[hotoldrguy]

Not today

Screw it! I am not wishing him a happy birthday then!