Sex & Shenanigans

It is spring break, I should be sleeping, yet here I am at 5 AM because of all you beautiful fuckers.

And I need a new phone. I'm fine, it's having a stroke.
maybe you should have a stroke, and then you wouldn't care about your phone?

(I meant in a wanking way, not a medical crisis way, for avoidance of doubt.)
 
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