Sex & Shenanigans

[LadyLascivious1]

I realized I need to just stop buying toys cause I always revert back to the same 2 or 3 favorites

Sameeeee. I have so many toys and I get off with the same combo of two (you know which ) almost every time.

But… I still buy more.

I am so guilty of this! I have a double card catalog I use as a nightstand that is filled with toys. And there are two or three that I use 95% of the time.

But at one point I hadn’t tried those yet, plus I’m an experimentalist. So more I will continue to order.

I like to think of myself as a job creator. For the sex toy industry

 

[Massive Grooves]

I think what he’s saying is that he doesn’t *just* want tomatoes thrown at him. He also wants chilies and onions so he can make salsa. And maybe some chips too…

If I have to pull out the video of when I made salsa again…

 

[Seadog777]

I'll eat my arm if you can honestly say you never jerked off to Kelly Kapowski.

Tiffani Amber Theissan as Kelly Kapowski, then Valerie on 90210.

How could a fella not.

 

[Lmizzler]

Good morning @Bry1313

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

That's not a nice thing to call @Indie

As long as I'm your #1 fleshlight, I'm good.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

As long as I'm your #1 fleshlight, I'm good.

Of course you are baby

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I don’t have enough toys yet to make such a determination

Santa Jason…slip a Nora under the tree, for me.
Been an awful bad girl,
Santa Jason, so cum into my chimney tonight…


Make. Me.





Did your bird cousins explode from eating uncooked rice outside a wedding or something? How can you not like rice?!


Masterful combination of two concurrent topics!


Santa Jason, one little thing that I really need, the deed…
To a platinum mine,
Santa Jason, so cum into my chimney tonight…

Do you have a clit sucker? You need a clit sucker

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Of course you are baby

Why are you even awake?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why are you even awake?

Went to bed too early

 

[vagrantx]

Good morning @Bry1313

I've never seen this in english! This is like seeing my childhood through the veil of a fever dream.

If anyone wants to experience what I am right now

 

[crazychemgirl]

Morning everyone!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

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It is … but it’s another week and we are here together and it’s sunny and lovely. Well, not yet… right now it’s still dark and quiet.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

It is … but it’s another week and we are here together and it’s sunny and lovely. Well, not yet… right now it’s still dark and quiet.

I'm just sore and cranky this morning.
Once I wake up more I'll be okay.
I just don't wanna wake up more.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm just sore and cranky this morning.
Once I wake up more I'll be okay.
I just don't wanna wake up more.

Yeah I get that … I’m sore and cranky too. What does it say about me that when I wake up from my dreams I’m depressed cuz I want to be back in the dream world.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Yeah I get that … I’m sore and cranky too. What does it say about me that when I wake up from my dreams I’m depressed cuz I want to be back in the dream world.

It says that whatever was going on in dream world was probably far more interesting than what a cold and rainy Monday morning has to offer. (at least, it's cold and rainy where I am).

 

[Lmizzler]

I've never seen this in english! This is like seeing my childhood through the veil of a fever dream.

If anyone wants to experience what I am right now

I’m still singing the song in English even as I listen to them sing

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

This movie is SO HOT!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

It says that whatever was going on in dream world was probably far more interesting than what a cold and rainy Monday morning has to offer. (at least, it's cold and rainy where I am).

I love dreaming of litsters

 

[AuntieDisco]

I'm just sore and cranky this morning.
Once I wake up more I'll be okay.
I just don't wanna wake up more.

For some reason I can relate to this so much. It’s been a whole week like this for me.

Morning Shenanigans!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I love dreaming of litsters

I've had some excellent dreams of Litsters over the years. They're always a treat!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dammit. Um...Pasadena? Not that isn't anywhere near paradise... Um...!

Perfection! You say "pocket," I say "perfection."

 

[crazychemgirl]

@UnquietDreams everything ok?