Sex & Shenanigans

[Taegul]

Cock Paradise Resuscitation?

Cock Pocket Resuscitation. Can start a viral marketing campaign with Hot Pockets.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You know you do dumbum

I keep hearing that like the Great Gazoo.
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[Amanda330]

Cock Pocket Resuscitation. Can start a viral marketing campaign with Hot Pockets.

There ya go. Cuz my pussy is just a cock pocket, of course

 

[UnquietDreams]

Cock Penis Resuscitation?

I feel like you are almost there...

 

[Taegul]

There ya go. Cuz my pussy is just a cock pocket, of course

Now I got "Cock Pockets" in the Jim Gaffigan voice repeating in my head. Dammit.

 

[UnquietDreams]

There ya go. Cuz my pussy is just a cock pocket, of course

You say "pocket," I say "paradise..."

 

[UnquietDreams]

Now I got "Cock Pockets" in the Jim Gaffigan voice repeating in my head. Dammit.

Me too, man. Me too.

 

[Amanda330]

Now I got "Cock Pockets" in the Jim Gaffigan voice repeating in my head. Dammit.

Thank you for the delicious little ear worm...

 

[Btq97]

@Btq97 blesses my wet cotton panties

Can confirm dampening happens.

 

[Amanda330]

You say "pocket," I say "paradise..."

I said paradise earlier.

 

[Bry1313]

There ya go. Cuz my pussy is just a cock pocket, of course

Ignore that I’m even here



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[UnquietDreams]

I said paradise earlier.

Dammit. Um...Pasadena? Not that isn't anywhere near paradise... Um...!

Perfection! You say "pocket," I say "perfection."

 

[Amanda330]

Dammit. Um...Pasadena? Not that isn't anywhere near paradise... Um...!

Perfection! You say "pocket," I say "perfection."

Actually Taegul said it was a pocket. Lol.

I will agree with perfection.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Actually Taegul said it was a pocket. Lol.

I will agree with perfection.

As will I.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dammit. Um...Pasadena? Not that isn't anywhere near paradise... Um...!

Perfection! You say "pocket," I say "perfection."

And Pasadena is in the garden of Eden. The very definition of paradise

 

[UnquietDreams]

And Pasadena is in the garden of Eden. The very definition of paradise

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I realized I need to just stop buying toys cause I always revert back to the same 2 or 3 favorites

Sameeeee. I have so many toys and I get off with the same combo of two (you know which ) almost every time.

But… I still buy more.

I don’t have enough toys yet to make such a determination

Santa Jason…slip a Nora under the tree, for me.
Been an awful bad girl,
Santa Jason, so cum into my chimney tonight…

Oh, please, please, please choose "make me!"

Make. Me.

No, he doesn't eat rice. I can't claim that one

I just don't like Rice..

Did your bird cousins explode from eating uncooked rice outside a wedding or something? How can you not like rice?!

Eh, The Vampire Lestat was pretty good.

Masterful combination of two concurrent topics!

How do you feel about platinum?

Santa Jason, one little thing that I really need, the deed…
To a platinum mine,
Santa Jason, so cum into my chimney tonight…

 

[UnquietDreams]

IDK, but not gonna complain if someone wants to pick up the slack. 12 months is way too long to have my mild Santa kink indulged

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[Taegul]

Actually Taegul said it was a pocket. Lol.

I will agree with perfection.

Fuck!

Definitely the last time I ever do an image search for "cock pocket"? WTF was I thinking?

I'll take "things I can never unsee" for a thousand, Alex!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Link is broken.

How mild? Because I look pretty good in red and soot...


Very nice! I like it.

Hmmm…mild in that it’s not an everyday thing, but when the mood does strike, it can get verrry detailed

Which around here is a good thing. Lit really makes things confusing for me sometimes...



I mean, my beard is steadily graying and I still have a bit of a gut left.



That's what she said!



We haven't used the ones we have in forever. I really should bust them out. The ones we have connect to a collar, which can make things more interesting.

Would!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Sorry, but I never watched Saved By The Bell. My television and masturbatory tastes were much more refined than that.

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You know I’d be good at it.

Oh fo sho! Was just considering what kind of…compensation packages you might have in that monkey mind of yours

I’m sending out as many pics as I got when I made a similar post.

Ouch!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Can confirm dampening happens.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

And Pasadena is in the garden of Eden. The very definition of paradise

HahahahahahahahahahaNO.

I can’t quote the right message, since you put the image inside my quote portion, but
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[Btq97]

10 out of 10 would dampen again.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

10 out of 10 would dampen again.

Mission accomplished!