__Nathan1968
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I still say the used toy market could be hot.Sameeeee. I have so many toys and I get off with the same combo of two (you know which) almost every time.
But… I still buy more.
Sex & Shenanigans
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dawn_of_night
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Smh...
Amanda330
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Hmmm... So... Will it look like that? Because it does look like he's trying to murder her. And I'm not like fragile or anything but I really would like to be alive for the bed time appointments.
SalaciousMonkey22
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You say hot I hear burning and itching
Taegul
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Well, there will be so much mouth-to-mouth resuscitation going on, I'm pretty sure you won't have to worry about an early demise.
UnquietDreams
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Eeeewwwww....
UnquietDreams
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So, just so I get this, you will drown her, then revive her?Well, there will be so much mouth-to-mouth resuscitation going on, I'm pretty sure you won't have to worry about an early demise.
I'm not kink shaming, but that sounds like it would be safeword averse...
Taegul
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Stop busting my balls already! I'm just trying to inspire some people for posting in the Things That Can Kill You ABC thread!
Sheesh! You guys act like a little murder is a crime or something.
LadyLascivious1
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Fuck off
And now I’m laughing just thinking about how my very dry, German, Harvard MBA boss would respond to a giggle and hair twirling at work
UnquietDreams
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Hey, I'm not looking to start a fight with The Earthquake or anything...
So "S" would be "sex like in Showgirls?"
Taegul
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Or "Showgirls pool fuck gone horribly wrong." Plenty of options.
BrendaBear
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I was discussing a work situation with a colleague on Friday and he says “…and don’t giggle when you say that.”And now I’m laughing just thinking about how my very dry, German, Harvard MBA boss would respond to a giggle and hair twirling at work
I had to tell him no promises, because I likely will.
Lord Pmann
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I am not ashamed to admit that a younger pmann may have jerked off to this scene. Part of the turn on IS the mystery of whether he was trying to kill her or not.
However, today's pmann is much more refined and I jerk off to much classier porn. *adjusts monocle*
Fuck off
And now I’m laughing just thinking about how my very dry, German, Harvard MBA boss would respond to a giggle and hair twirling at work
He would respond just fine, I am sure.
SalaciousMonkey22
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I don’t know any German ones but the Harvard grads I know are largely worse at recognizing harassment and workplace impropriety than the non-Harvard grads. Privilege is a helluva drug.Fuck off
And now I’m laughing just thinking about how my very dry, German, Harvard MBA boss would respond to a giggle and hair twirling at work
LadyLascivious1
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And by younger Pmann, you mean this morning.
I seriously think he would just be confused and then move on.
LadyLascivious1
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My boss is generally awesome. No entitlement or pretentiousness, no unfair treatment of anyone in any capacity, straight shooter, and very sarcastic.
RaineDrops
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I love you for this.
LadyLascivious1
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If you enjoyed that, you should check out the Pony Play threadI love you for this.
dawn_of_night
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I'm sorry... I read this ....I love you for this.
I love you for tits....
LadyLascivious1
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I have been told my tits make me very lovable
dawn_of_night
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*Nods*I have been told my tits make me very lovable
Taegul
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Aren't you too old to still be watching Saved By The Bell with a box of tissue? That's kinda creepy, bro.
Lord Pmann
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No. This morning was some kind of amateur MILF style porn. See? Classy.
"move on"
If you enjoyed that, you should check out the Pony Play thread
Motherfucker. The number of people who think I like horse dick here is ever growing. It did not help when I posted a picture last week of my hand next to a horse dick at the penis museum. That one was on me. The rest is on you and @Trekka and maybe @Taegul a bit
Lord Pmann
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I'll eat my arm if you can honestly say you never jerked off to Kelly Kapowski.
Taegul
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Sorry, but I never watched Saved By The Bell. My television and masturbatory tastes were much more refined than that.
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