Sex & Shenanigans

Kitchen @ 9pm
In front of fireplace @ 9:30pm
Backseat of my 1984 Yugo @ 10pm
In the jacuzzi @ 10:30pm
In the neighbor's jacuzzi @ 11pm
In bed @ 11:30pm, 12 midnight, 12:30am, 1am....

Tell ya what, how about we just clear our calendars for the foreseeable future? 😉
Man. I'll take a schedule like that...
 
I’ve been a bad girl 😈

Which around here is a good thing. Lit really makes things confusing for me sometimes...

IDK, but not gonna complain if someone wants to pick up the slack. 12 months is way too long to have my mild Santa kink indulged 🤷🏻‍♀️

I mean, my beard is steadily graying and I still have a bit of a gut left. 🤷‍♂️

Sure. Lol. I will get right on that. 😂

That's what she said! 😁😆

I had clamps that were silver and had little pink bows and crystals that helped them look more feminine... But I got rid of them when I got divorced.

We haven't used the ones we have in forever. I really should bust them out. The ones we have connect to a collar, which can make things more interesting. 😁
 
My brother loves Circus Peanuts. He also prefers vanilla ice cream. We all make choices...

Vanilla ice cream made with real vanilla is delicious, I will not let you slander that. Circus peanuts? I cant defend that.
Vanilla is an excellent topper for baked goods and a great base for mix-ins. I always keep vanilla ice cream on hand for that reason!
I do like variety though, and if I’m going out and getting 1-2 scoops of ice cream, I’d generally go for the more exciting flavors

Or you can sample the vanilla and get a scoop of something else, why waste it?
That’s what I’d do too

💯 accurate. Simplicity is not the same as boring. Good vanilla rules.
It does!

It just tastes better than chocolate....
I actually detest *most* chocolate ice cream. It usually tastes like it’s made from sweetened cocoa powder, instead of a creamier chocolate, and I can’t stand it! Places that make chocolate ice cream taste creamy and delicious are few and far between
 
We haven't used the ones we have in forever. I really should bust them out. The ones we have connect to a collar, which can make things more interesting. 😁
Not sure if I'm into a collar for partner use... I'd need to try it with a partner to really see if I like it. 🤔
 
Sounds perfect to me. But just tell me one thing...

Why did we leave your jacuzzi for the neighbor's? I'll get cold walking wet and naked down the road.
Because all the water is now in the yard around the jacuzzi and I want more jacuzzi action.

They don't call me "Earthquake" for nothing, ya know...

Your neighbors will keep their fucking mouths shut if they know what's good for them.
 
I don’t know what that was from… but it looks damn funny… unless it was supposed to be serious, then it looks damn bad, and even funnier. 🤣🤣🤣
Oh, you need to see this!

What We Do in the Shadows. It is a mocumentary about vampires living in a house together.

There is a movie, from New Zealand, and then a half-hour tv series set on Stanton Island. It is so fucking funny.
 
Because all the water is now in the yard around the jacuzzi and I want more jacuzzi action.

They don't call me "Earthquake" for nothing, ya know...

Your neighbors will keep their fucking mouths shut if they know what's good for them.
Dude, that was you:


You were a WWE star! Damn! Just happy to meet you!
 
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