Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

A simple proposal based on how tired I feel and how annoyed I am at having to go back to work tomorrow:

No fucking holidays on Sundays. Hundreds of years of religious tradition? That's nice. Sundays are for rest, motherfucker. Easter Saturday? Good ring to it, I think.

This reminds me I should probably inform my boss I’m going out of town on Thursday. I don’t request leave. I inform.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Another reason Thanksgiving is a great holiday. Happens on Thursday. Four day weekend, and food and drink centric. It’s the best.

4 day weekend you say?

*ahem*...

*Gets ready for another lay in.*

 

[LadyLascivious1]

This reminds me I should probably inform my boss I’m going out of town on Thursday. I don’t request leave. I inform.

I remembered last week to inform my boss I was going to London for vacation later this week. I threw in that I was going to do one work thing while I was there, so he ended up thanking me

 

[lavendersilk]

4 day weekend you say?

*ahem*...

*Gets ready for another lay in.*

*looks long and hard and the "sincere" and "Non" on title*

 

[Wand3rlust]

*looks long and hard and the "sincere" and "Non" on title*

*thinks long and hard about all the posts last November*

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Are you sure? I don’t want anyone throw tomatoes at you

I like salsa

I can go get some little ones from the kitchen.
Or throw some from the kitchen.
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Is he telling bad jokes? Because if so… then I think it’s time to lock and load

I think what he’s saying is that he doesn’t *just* want tomatoes thrown at him. He also wants chilies and onions so he can make salsa. And maybe some chips too…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Um… you aren’t mad at me right, Monkey? You usually are a posting canary and I made my joke and you stopped singing… sorry if I offended you, I just thought it was funny.

Hahahah not at all, just a bit busy today. Have to ask @Kitty_so_frisky if Missionary Plenipotentiary can be my official title in the @Indie butt is so cute totally not a cult LLC

 

[Bry1313]

@Lmizzler

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Don’t be wasting any gummy bears though!!! You can only throw those if he can catch them in his mouth.

I call you my little gummy bear… and he has a mouth …

Not even the yellow ones? (Although, if they’re Muddy Bears, I wouldn’t waste a single one
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Isn’t there a dog that ate a rat that ate the bird that ate the spider that wriggled and squiggled and jiggled….oh man…why am I so apprised right now?

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die…

It honks like a boss for sure

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[Lord Pmann]

I remembered last week to inform my boss I was going to London for vacation later this week. I threw in that I was going to do one work thing while I was there, so he ended up thanking me

Did you giggle and twirl your hair? I know you did.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hahahah not at all, just a bit busy today. Have to ask @Kitty_so_frisky if Missionary Plenipotentiary can be my official title in the @Indie butt is so cute totally not a cult LLC

Dude, I’m like a day and a half behind. What would your duties be as Missionary Plenipotentiary and would we have to pay you for it?

 

[Lmizzler]

I get nothing but positivity from him. (Looks at rest of posts to me) which is different from others. Especially my pics.

Bros gotta look out for each other.


Probably the first and last time I’ve ever used the phrase bros.

 

[Lmizzler]

@Lmizzler

Just glad you didn’t pick this.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

No no. Brag away. I like the visual.

I mean I literally wear yoga pants, a polo shirt and converse all stars to work. It’s not like I’m stuffed into spanx and like an Ann Taylor pants suit all day. (Ugh I can’t even imagine). But it’s like 90 degrees year round in there.
I would rather work in this
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I need to buy her yoga pants?

My best days are spent in yoga pants.

Yoga pants are life

I think there were a lot of Libras floating around that place. It was a TON of fun. Same place I would play Dancing in the Dark 4 times in a row on the jukebox before they would ban me

I prefer Dancing With Myself

 

[Bbl87]

Yoga pants are life

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[lavendersilk]

@Lmizzler

So, @Lmizzler is the fox in this analogy, correct?

 

[_PinkLady_]

I think what he’s saying is that he doesn’t *just* want tomatoes thrown at him. He also wants chilies and onions so he can make salsa. And maybe some chips too…

We have all these things,
I’ll ask!
I don’t eat salsa myself but I really enjoy chopping up the bits that go in it!!
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dude, I’m like a day and a half behind. What would your duties be as Missionary Plenipotentiary and would we have to pay you for it?

Just spreading the good…word. I’m sure we could work out compensation packages.

 

[MissLabelled]

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By all means, post your pics

 

[Amanda330]

By all means, post your pics

Umm... You're emoji isn't working.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My Mom’s bar was actually a ton of fun too. And I was generally in control of the jukebox and wouldn’t have banned you. But might have talked sternly to you.

Also, true story, a porno was filmed there while I was in college and I have never felt so betrayed in my life as I was when the didn’t tell me until I came home for break

I think I speak for everyone here when I say: we’re gonna need that link!

Callback to earlier, dad of young adults here, daddy is definitely NMK.

Ian Anderson music is my kink.

That’s not what you said last night, Daddy
(Nope, couldn’t even type that at you with a straight face )

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Literally one of my favorites moments on film.

You won an award today, you deserve this

Ooh story time! So Dirk Diggler’s house in the movie was a few blocks from where I grew up. I passed by it on the way to/from school every day. One of my old friends met Mark Wahlberg while he was there filming it. This was probably one of his first, if not his very first(?), serious acting roles. We were in HS then, but she only knew him as Marky Mark, from Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, and as a little brother of a New Kid on the Block…sooo of course she addressed him as Marky Mark and he had a total shit fit. You know recurring that bit he did on SNL years ago where Andy Samberg impersonated him and he took offense and was ready to fight? Not all that far off from the truth. Dude takes himself so seriously and has zero sense of humor about it. His comments on why he deserved $1.5m for a reshoot while Michelle Williams got $800 and the director refused to get paid for it were pretty gross too. Anyhoo…he’s a douchenozzle, but Boogie Nights was fun

Make the flip book!

And rub it in … I WILL watch baseball this summer.

No posts for nearly 3 hours.

Have you all be abducted by aliens?

Shh...
The Americans are sleeping.

I was awake, but video chatting with someone across the pond for 4 hours…and I kept my clothes on, for the first time since like…December! Who even AM I right now?!?

 

[dawn_of_night]

By all means, post your pics

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[Bry1313]

Umm... You're emoji isn't working.

Oh, so you guys click hers (I mean I did too)

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Hey, you first!

 

[Bbl87]

By all means, post your pics

I've had yoga pants on once in my life. Because my wife wondered I'd hers would fit me. All I can say is I'm a sexy bitch.