Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

True story my wife buys the plain M&M’s all the time and it took me about three years to realize she actually preferred them to peanut M&M’a and wasn’t just buying them because it meant I wouldn’t raid her stash. It just did not compute that people could really like them there’s just so many better options. But as I said like what you like even if I don’t get it

I only like peanut M&M's or the mini M&M's are pretty good.

So i must have a great relationship with a lot of people here.

*squints* *nods*

No, but ever since I was a kid, nuts have hurt my teeth. I suppose it is possible they wouldn’t now, but I don’t care.

I imagine nuts don't like your teeth much.

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For Halloween my mom put this on her kitty...
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[dawn_of_night]

I prefer the plain m&ms. However I only eat them mixed with shelled pistachios.

Ooh that sounds like an idea...

 

[morelikeasong]

True story my wife buys the plain M&M’s all the time and it took me about three years to realize she actually preferred them to peanut M&M’a and wasn’t just buying them because it meant I wouldn’t raid her stash. It just did not compute that people could really like them there’s just so many better options. But as I said like what you like even if I don’t get it

I agree that the peanut ones are objectively BETTER. But m&ms are still good.

 

[Nightbird]

I haven’t met anyone that wanted me to bite down on their penis… so…. i assume, no.

That’s not my kink.

Not mine either and you just made me cringe..

 

[dawn_of_night]

So I can them trade for my Brussels sprouts?

I'll trade all my easter candy for brussel sprouts

 

[morelikeasong]

mini M&M's are pretty good.

So satisfying to pour into your mouth

 

[BrendaBear]

True, she would fall up in a gravity well just to prove up was down.

You say that like it is a bad thing.

 

[BrendaBear]

Not mine either and you just made me cringe..

It was your question! It isn’t my fault!

 

[Nightbird]

It was your question! It isn’t my fault!

I blame Rj its always his fault.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So satisfying to pour into your mouth

 

[Bry1313]

Bro, were gonna need to be snack frienzz...
Do you need a snacks friend??

I’m here for all the snacks frienzz

 

[BrendaBear]

I blame Rj its always his fault.

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@Rj_1954 won’t mind.

 

[UnquietDreams]

True story my wife buys the plain M&M’s all the time and it took me about three years to realize she actually preferred them to peanut M&M’a and wasn’t just buying them because it meant I wouldn’t raid her stash. It just did not compute that people could really like them there’s just so many better options. But as I said like what you like even if I don’t get it

I had a friend who would get the peanut M&Ms, let the chocolate melt off in her mouth, then toss them into a discard bowl on her desk. She was gone once, and another friend came up and started eating the peanuts, not knowing where they came from.

Obviously. I told him. After his third mouthful...

 

[BrendaBear]

I had a friend who would get the peanut M&Ms, let the chocolate melt off in her mouth, then toss them into a discard bowl on her desk. She was gone once, and another friend came up and started eating the peanuts, not knowing where they came from.

Obviously. I told him. After his third mouthful...

And you were surprised when he ate everything in the bowl because that was his kink?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Now I know why you are @Indie 's Daddy. Beautiful inside and out.

Because I have questionable taste?

 

[__Nathan1968]

And you were surprised when he ate everything in the bowl because that was his kink?

I had a buddy in college whose favorite compliment for a girl was “she’s the peanuts.”

 

[BrendaBear]

Time for another episode of “Brenda can’t read worth a shit”.

Some dumb ass commercial playing.. I glance at the TV and see “Make your move cunt”

Wait… what??? I guess I missed then “o” in “count”.


Still, it was a bold marketing concept…

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

WOW.

True … @Indie likes peeps … and I love her.

I love you too, boo.

You ok?
I love @Indie but it's super not ok that @Indie loves peeps

She does seem fond of you, so you know, questionable taste all around.

We don't consider peeps food here. Except for @Indie. Id send her over to you if I didn't love her so much

Yeah, we all have at least one flaw. We’ve identified @Indie ’s one flaw.

I thought she was absolutely perfection. Until the peeps reveal.

Just when you think you know who your friends are.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I had a buddy in college whose favorite compliment for a girl was “she’s the peanuts.”

She’d rock all night like El Debarge?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Fixed it for you.

…and I am going to be a good girl and not mention @Indie ‘s sexy body…

This entire conversation started with me pointing out this wasn’t a flaw. So I have to agree, she’s flawless.

This is why you two are my favorite.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

WOW.


I love you too, boo.










Just when you think you know who your friends are.

I know you saw the “flawless” post, don’t be lumping me in with these hooligans.

 

[__Nathan1968]

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[__Nathan1968]

Time for another episode of “Brenda can’t read worth a shit”.

Some dumb ass commercial playing.. I glance at the TV and see “Make your move cunt”

Wait… what??? I guess I missed then “o” in “count”.


Still, it was a bold marketing concept…

It’s not that you can’t read. I think it’s just muscle memory from what you’re used to reading.

 

[Lmizzler]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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When did the Easter bunny become such a Judgey McJudgerson? He edging in on Santa’s turf?