Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

They’re like M&M’s if M&M’s were good.

Dude, we were doing so well. Why you gotta disrespect the M&Ms?

 

[Nightbird]

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE

 

[UnquietDreams]

Otherwise.

Why did it take so long for that perfect response...I have shame.

 

[Taegul]

Why did it take so long for that perfect response...I have shame.

I scanned all the posts since hers just to make sure I was being original. I was shocked, tbh.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dude, we were doing so well. Why you gotta disrespect the M&Ms?

It’s boring if we agree on everything. Good relationships need some heat.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s boring if we agree on everything. Good relationships need some heat.

True, but this isn't about us. This is about proving @crazychemgirl wrong. Don't damage our credibility like that.

 

[lavendersilk]

It’s Sunday, a long weekend, and today, after a busy week, I am just sitting on my couch and playing Nintendo Switch games.

I’m also really fucking horny, who knows what else might appear on these forums!

God bless us, everyone.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

True, but this isn't about us. This is about proving @crazychemgirl wrong. Don't damage our credibility like that.

I suspect, there is exactly zero chance of us getting her to admit she’s wrong on this.

 

[BrendaBear]

True story my wife buys the plain M&M’s all the time and it took me about three years to realize she actually preferred them to peanut M&M’a and wasn’t just buying them because it meant I wouldn’t raid her stash. It just did not compute that people could really like them there’s just so many better options. But as I said like what you like even if I don’t get it

I eat plain M&M’s all the time. I wouldn’t eat a peanut M&M, even if you paid me.

So I can clearly see your wife is brilliant.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Please add this to the list of why I'm in this hand basket

 

[Bry1313]

It’s boring if we agree on everything. Good relationships need some heat.

So i must have a great relationship with a lot of people here.

 

[BrendaBear]

Otherwise.

I had to re-read this a few times to “get it”.

I feel so lame now.

 

[Nightbird]

I eat plain M&M’s all the time. I wouldn’t eat a peanut M&M, even if you paid me.

So I can clearly see your wife is brilliant.

Are you allergic?

 

[BrendaBear]

…. This is about proving @crazychemgirl wrong….

Silly boys….
https://media1.tenor.com/m/eeolStB9mCwAAAAC/katniss-jennifer-lawrence.gif
…you’re gonna need it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Are you allergic?

No, but ever since I was a kid, nuts have hurt my teeth. I suppose it is possible they wouldn’t now, but I don’t care.

 

[LupineOne]

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[vagrantx]

No, but ever since I was a kid, nuts have hurt my teeth. I suppose it is possible they wouldn’t now, but I don’t care.

Hurt your... teeth? Like they're too hard? Crunchy? I'm so confused.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Reese’s pieces for one

Bro, were gonna need to be snack frienzz...
Do you need a snacks friend??

 

[BrendaBear]

Hurt your... teeth? Like they're too hard? Crunchy? I'm so confused.

Since I have always been this way, I don’t know what else there would be. Anything that is too hard hurts my teeth.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Peeps with sparkling wine is just wrong. But so are Peeps, so...

Cadbury cream eggs with a nice Prosecco. The Cadbury eggs are so sweet, but the Prosecco would balance that out better than a Chardonnay.

Jelly Beans with a Riesling. Specifically Starburst Jellybeans, which are superior beans.

Recess eggs with a nice, full, jammy Pinot Noir. More peanut butter than chocolate, so it works well. Freeze the Recess first.

Chocolate bunnies. Okay, this is going to depend on the bunny. With a very creamy, good milk chocolate, I would go with a Zin to balance and bring out the fruit flavors. For a dark chocolate, a really good dark chocolate, I would go with a strong Merlot. Strong flavors for both and the Merlot will balance out the bitterness of the dark chocolate. The crappy bunnies with the sugar eyes should be disposed of humanely in the trash. Or given to children, who know no better but love them anyway.

 

[Nightbird]

Since I have always been this way, I don’t know what else there would be. Anything that is too hard hurts my teeth.

I hate myself for asking this but Ummm does this include Penises?

 

[__Nathan1968]

True story my wife buys the plain M&M’s all the time and it took me about three years to realize she actually preferred them to peanut M&M’a and wasn’t just buying them because it meant I wouldn’t raid her stash. It just did not compute that people could really like them there’s just so many better options. But as I said like what you like even if I don’t get it

I prefer the plain m&ms. However I only eat them mixed with shelled pistachios.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I suspect, there is exactly zero chance of us getting her to admit she’s wrong on this.

True, she would fall up in a gravity well just to prove up was down.

 

[BrendaBear]

I hate myself for asking this but Ummm does this include Penises?

I haven’t met anyone that wanted me to bite down on their penis… so…. i assume, no.

That’s not my kink.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I eat plain M&M’s all the time. I wouldn’t eat a peanut M&M, even if you paid me.

So I can clearly see your wife is brilliant.

So I can them trade for my Brussels sprouts?