Sex & Shenanigans

[Nicefella]

Facts!!! I sometimes wonder what I did to me to make me hate me so much to say such mean things.

Easier to hate and misunderstand yourself than to unconditionally love yourself and all your warts.

Except genital warts, y’all. Please get those looked at.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Dear god.

I think he wakes up today or something

 

[__Nathan1968]

Suffer? You mean like this? View attachment 2333191

My college roommate was Jewish and his dad liked to stock up at the member-club store before visiting us. One trip he brought a case of matzoh that lasted us most of the school year. It’s not so bad with peanut butter. I still recoil at the thought of how much gefilte fish we ate because it was free.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I think he wakes up today or something

Think you mean 'He'.

Jesus.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Brenda, you're legit one of the kindest and funnest posters on Lit. Your body is beautiful, but more importantly, you're a beautiful person on the inside. If anyone doesn't deserve the self hate, it's you.

Thirded, fourthed and so on. You are so much wonderful.

 

[Nicefella]

My college roommate was Jewish and his dad liked to stock up at the member-club store before visiting us. One trip he brought a case of matzoh that lasted us most of the school year. It’s not so bad with peanut butter. I still recoil at the thought of how much gefilte fish we ate because it was free.

Matzoh rocks!

Anything matzoh really.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Think you mean 'He'.

Jesus.

TITS FOR JESUS

 

[Wand3rlust]

TITS FOR JESUS

Again? Is it his fucking birthday or something?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Easterkitty

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That look says "I am going to poop in your favorite boots for this "

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Think you mean 'He'.

Jesus.

Sorry, I didn't realize he was a Dom.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Sorry, I didn't realize he was a Dom.

'Domini'

You're getting it all wrong today

 

[__Nathan1968]

Well played, @Wand3rlust - well played.

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[BrendaBear]

Think you mean 'He'.

Jesus.

I think you mean “Jesus H. Christ!”

I had to go there… no self control sometimes…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How DARE you both!!!

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[crazychemgirl]

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It’s ok to be wrong.. I’m sure as a man you’re used to it.

 

[vagrantx]

Well played, @Wand3rlust - well played.

LOL Aubrey Plaza with the jealous hater tag
Yeah that fits.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s ok to be wrong.. I’m sure as a man you’re used to it.

Dear, there is no right or wrong in matters of taste, everyone’s valid. Even people who like Peeps, or Timothy Chalamet.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Here’s your PSA to make a map of your Easter eggs for your kids Easter egg hunt … and / or to remember how many you hid … so that your kid isn’t hunting for 4+ hours for an egg that may or may not exist cuz you can’t remember if you hid 15 or 16 eggs.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dear, there is no right or wrong in matters of taste, everyone’s valid. Even people who like Peeps, or Timothy Chalamet.

True … @Indie likes peeps … and I love her.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

True … @Indie likes peeps … and I love her.

I know,

 

[crazychemgirl]

I know,

You know I love @Indie or that @Indie loves peeps

 

[BrendaBear]

I need to make a trip to the store… and I guess I got a “wild hare” because I decided to wear this for the day…

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

You know I love @Indie of that @Indie loves peeps

Both.

If anyone ever doubted you were really a science nerd….

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You know I love @Indie or that @Indie loves peeps

You ok?
I love @Indie but it's super not ok that @Indie loves peeps

 

[Wand3rlust]

Dear, there is no right or wrong in matters of taste, everyone’s valid. Even people who like Peeps, or Timothy Chalamet.

'Dear'?

Bless your heart.