Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I have never been able to catch a treat in my mouth

Oh, I am certain that is not true...

 

[Massive Grooves]

No no. Brag away. I like the visual.

I mean I literally wear yoga pants, a polo shirt and converse all stars to work. It’s not like I’m stuffed into spanx and like an Ann Taylor pants suit all day. (Ugh I can’t even imagine). But it’s like 90 degrees year round in there.
I would rather work in this
View attachment 2333044

I need to buy her yoga pants?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No no. Brag away. I like the visual.

I mean I literally wear yoga pants, a polo shirt and converse all stars to work. It’s not like I’m stuffed into spanx and like an Ann Taylor pants suit all day. (Ugh I can’t even imagine). But it’s like 90 degrees year round in there.
I would rather work in this
View attachment 2333044

My best days are spent in yoga pants.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Did he write nursery rhymes?

Ian Anderson did in a way

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

If I had a nickel.

You could throw it down my shirt.

THAT is something I CAN catch. Change in my cleavage. I caught like $27 (I think?) over the course of an evening. I was only willing to play if I got to keep* what I caught. I paid my bar tab with those coins that night.

 

[Massive Grooves]

….and two….

 

[_PinkLady_]

….and two…

you are out of control
​

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ian Anderson did in a way

“Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink
So you ride yourselves over the fields and
You make all your animal deals and
Your wise men don't know how it feels
To be thick as a brick”

I would read that to my children no question

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I need to buy her yoga pants?

Only if she wants them!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Same album

I’m positive my mom listened to that album often. And zeppelin.


As I did walk by Hampstead Fair
I came upon Mother Goose
So I turned her loose
She was screaming
And a foreign student said to me
Was it really true there elephants and lions too in Picadilly Circus?
Walked down by the bathing pond to try and catch some sun
Saw at least a hundred schoolgirls sobbing into handkerchiefs as one
I don't believe they knew I was a schoolboy

Now I get the connection

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You could throw it down my shirt.

THAT is something I CAN catch. Change in my cleavage. I caught like $27 (I think?) over the course of an evening. I was only willing to play if I got to catch what I caught. I paid my bar tab with those coins that night.

Man, I wish you’d come into my parent’s bar back in the day. They just played darts and pool.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

you are out of control
​

What is happening. I want to play right now

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You'd have a nickel?

Maybe a dime. Why you gotta come at me like that

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Man, I wish you’d come into my parent’s bar back in the day. They just played darts and pool.

I think there were a lot of Libras floating around that place. It was a TON of fun. Same place I would play Dancing in the Dark 4 times in a row on the jukebox before they would ban me

 

[_PinkLady_]

What is happening. I want to play right now

I don’t even know how to begin to explain.
It would take too many words & I don’t think I could draw it properly…
Even with stick figures.​

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think there were a lot of Libras floating around that place. It was a TON of fun. Same place I would play Dancing in the Dark 4 times in a row on the jukebox before they would ban me

My Mom’s bar was actually a ton of fun too. And I was generally in control of the jukebox and wouldn’t have banned you. But might have talked sternly to you.

Also, true story, a porno was filmed there while I was in college and I have never felt so betrayed in my life as I was when the didn’t tell me until I came home for break

 

[UnquietDreams]

My Mom’s bar was actually a ton of fun too. And I was generally in control of the jukebox and wouldn’t have banned you. But might have talked sternly to you.

Also, true story, a porno was filmed there while I was in college and I have never felt so betrayed in my life as I was when the didn’t tell me until I came home for break

Arizona?


View attachment 2333045

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I don’t even know how to begin to explain.
It would take too many words & I don’t think I could draw it properly…
Even with stick figures.​

I would love seeing the byproduct of that stick figure diagram attempt. I don’t even care what happened. I just wanna see what you would draw

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Arizona?


View attachment 2333045

Don’t be disrespecting my beloved San Fernando Valley by equating it with that place.

 

[Bry1313]

Callback to earlier, dad of young adults here, daddy is definitely NMK.

Ian Anderson music is my kink.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Callback to earlier, dad of young adults here, daddy is definitely NMK.

Ian Anderson music is my kink.

Totally get it. And felt the same way.

 

[Bry1313]

Don’t be disrespecting my beloved San Fernando Valley by equating it with that place.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/fTbOTnSNzXd2o/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952pm0gi5fqoafvkbd3wn95daczlocatbfriywna0q4&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

My Mom’s bar was actually a ton of fun too. And I was generally in control of the jukebox and wouldn’t have banned you. But might have talked sternly to you.

Also, true story, a porno was filmed there while I was in college and I have never felt so betrayed in my life as I was when the didn’t tell me until I came home for break

I would have also felt betrayed.

And trust me, the ban was never official. I’d be back stuffing dollars into that thing within 9 minutes of getting banned

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/fTbOTnSNzXd2o/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952pm0gi5fqoafvkbd3wn95daczlocatbfriywna0q4&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Literally one of my favorites moments on film.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I would have also felt betrayed.

And trust me, the ban was never official. I’d be back stuffing dollars into that thing within 9 minutes of getting banned

You do not strike me as a rule follower in general. Which is a thing I like about you