Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

I am pretty sure we could find eight arms to wrap around you.

FUCK THAT. I totally forgot about the spider.

 

[UnquietDreams]

FUCK THAT. I totally forgot about the spider.

I wasn't thinking a spider...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Central.

And I shouldn't be working today, but being the "boss" means sometimes I gotta work outside of work hours.

I was in my work clothes till 730pm. 11 hours of that outfit was plenty for me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

FUCK THAT. I totally forgot about the spider.

Isn’t there a dog that ate a rat that ate the bird that ate the spider that wriggled and squiggled and jiggled….oh man…why am I so apprised right now?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I wasn't thinking a spider...

Oh! Ok well then.. carry on

 

[Massive Grooves]

Don’t be wasting any gummy bears though!!! You can only throw those if he can catch them in his mouth.

I call you my little gummy bear… and he has a mouth …

I purchased a bear which is holding a Haribo bag for her

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Isn’t there a dog that ate a rat that ate the bird that ate the spider that wriggled and squiggled and jiggled….oh man…why am I so apprised right now?

You have your Mother Goose anthology in your lap?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You have your Mother Goose anthology in your lap?

I’ve never called it that, but…like..sure?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I purchased a bear which is holding a Haribo bag for her

Awwww!!!!!!!! You know what ? I’m gonna shield you from those tomatoes. That is so damned sweet

 

[Bbl87]

I was in my work clothes till 730pm. 11 hours of that outfit was plenty for me

I wish I could wear this to work! My regular work clothes are more Jake from State Farm than my current western garb.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’ve never called it that, but…like..sure?

SNORT

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

SNORT

It honks like a boss for sure

 

[Massive Grooves]

You have your Mother Goose anthology in your lap?

Jethro Tull??

 

[_PinkLady_]

I was in my work clothes till 730pm. 11 hours of that outfit was plenty for me

Oh em gee.
I bet it felt good to get out of them!!!
It’s very rare that I have to wear clothes for even half a day.
Sorry for bragging.
:-/​

 

[Mikkel22]

Jethro Tull??

Sitting on a park bench dudududud

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It honks like a boss for sure

Fuck off I can’t with you

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fuck off I can’t with you

If I had a nickel.

 

[_PinkLady_]

Awwww!!!!!!!! You know what ? I’m gonna shield you from those tomatoes. That is so damned sweet

My lab loves those tiny tomatoes, and will catch them in his mouth.
I probably couldn’t get MG if I tried.
Odin would protect him AND get all the treats.​

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sitting on a park bench dudududud

I was thinking more "Thick as a Brick."

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Oh em gee.
I bet it felt good to get out of them!!!
It’s very rare that I have to wear clothes for even half a day.
Sorry for bragging.
:-/​

No no. Brag away. I like the visual.

I mean I literally wear yoga pants, a polo shirt and converse all stars to work. It’s not like I’m stuffed into spanx and like an Ann Taylor pants suit all day. (Ugh I can’t even imagine). But it’s like 90 degrees year round in there.
I would rather work in this
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[UnquietDreams]

If I had a nickel.

You'd have a nickel?

 

[Mikkel22]

I was thinking more "Thick as a Brick."

Jethro Tull reminds me of Tony Soprano when he sings aqualung

 

[Massive Grooves]

Sitting on a park bench dudududud

Same album

I’m positive my mom listened to that album often. And zeppelin.


As I did walk by Hampstead Fair
I came upon Mother Goose
So I turned her loose
She was screaming
And a foreign student said to me
Was it really true there elephants and lions too in Picadilly Circus?
Walked down by the bathing pond to try and catch some sun
Saw at least a hundred schoolgirls sobbing into handkerchiefs as one
I don't believe they knew I was a schoolboy

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

My lab loves those tiny tomatoes, and will catch them in his mouth.
I probably couldn’t get MG if I tried.
Odin would protect him AND get all the treats.​

I have never been able to catch a treat in my mouth or successfully throw one to anyone except the dogs.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Jethro Tull??

Did he write nursery rhymes?