Bbl87
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Sex & Shenanigans
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dawn_of_night
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You have big hands tooWell, you know where to find me.And you have seen the size of my hands.
Bbl87
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XL gloves.You have big hands too
hotoldrguy
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jason28053
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XL gloves.
OJ is that you?
Lindi37
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Sure haveWell, you know where to find me.
Bbl87
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If the glove does not fit, you must aquit!
jason28053
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Oh my bad … so you’re Johnny Cochran
Bbl87
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I'd send you a picture to remind you too, but the laceration on my thumb isn't very sexy.Sure have
dawn_of_night
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Aquit.... Or a'quit
a'quit the red neck version of compounded words.... Have quit.
a'quit the red neck version of compounded words.... Have quit.
dawn_of_night
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Fuck I forgot about that....I'd send you a picture to remind you too, but the laceration on my thumb isn't very sexy.
Did you get stitches???
dawn_of_night
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Bbl87
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Or X-rays???
AFAF...
cause I really home your okay...
Nah, just superglued it in lieu of stitches. Didn't feel like going to the ER or urgent care, and once I got it to stop bleeding profusely the glue could do its job.
The funny thing was, the small spot where I poked myself is what hurt. When I jumped and cut my thumb, the knife is so sharp it was a super clean cut and I didn't feel it at first, and was trying to figure out where all the extra blood was coming from. Props to whoever sharpened the knife at the factory I guess, haha.
Whiskeyjack
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Nothing at all to do with either sex and/or shenanigans, but I've got the house to myself for a few hours, I finished prepping everything for Easter tomorrow morning, and I've got chicken jalfrezi with naan on the way. It's a good day.
Amanda330
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That sounds lovely...Nothing at all to do with either sex and/or shenanigans, but I've got the house to myself for a few hours, I finished prepping everything for Easter tomorrow morning, and I've got chicken jalfrezi with naan on the way. It's a good day.
Whiskeyjack
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It is. It's delicious.
It's also WAY spicier than it usually is. I think they gave me authentic spice. Not white people spice.
OrdinaryPerson
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Are you surviving?
Whiskeyjack
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I'm good for now.
I don't envy anyone who has to use the bathroom after me later, though.
RaineDrops
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You didn't ask them to make it extra medium did you?
Whiskeyjack
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I should've! I wanted it the mediumest.
lavendersilk
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Well, you just made me have impure thoughts...Nothing at all to do with either sex and/or shenanigans, but I've got the house to myself for a few hours, I finished prepping everything for Easter tomorrow morning, and I've got chicken jalfrezi with naan on the way. It's a good day.
...bless me father for I have sinned.
Trubbycat
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Reminds me of many years ago when my wife was doing the dishes after having some folks for dinner. She was chatting with my brother and plunged her hand into the soapy water and cut herself pretty good on a knife. She yelled and jerked her hand back and she sprayed the kitchen pretty good with blood. My brother, never at a loss for words, finished his drink and made a witty crack about Forensic Files.Nothing at all to do with either sex and/or shenanigans, but I've got the house to myself for a few hours, I finished prepping everything for Easter tomorrow morning, and I've got chicken jalfrezi with naan on the way. It's a good day.
BrendaBear
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Well, you just made me have impure thoughts...
...bless me father for I have sinned.
…sorry daddy, I’ve been bad.
I don’t actually get the “daddy” thing (not my kink), but still makes me giggle, every time.
Trubbycat
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Indian food causes impure thoughts?…sorry daddy, I’ve been bad.
I don’t actually get the “daddy” thing (not my kink), but still makes me giggle, every time.
