Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I know, I can't blame you, that gif pretty hot.

I love that you dyed your hair to match your panties. That, dear heart, is dedication.

 

[MissLabelled]

That has definitely earned my boobs

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZjkwbWtldnFxeHVkM3U0cjBpZGV1MDQ4NGlrZnd3c3d2bzZ4eWR6cCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3Ws87ExeGQVVy6BxC9/giphy.gif

 

[Bry1313]

Why so shocked?

Life’s little inequities hit hard sometimes

 

[MindYaBitness]

I love that you dyed your hair to match your panties. That, dear heart, is dedication.

It's a self portrait, a nude actually. My hair is a dark violet ombre, in a perfect world my lady bits would match (if I had any)

 

[MissLabelled]

All in all a very successful experiment I recieved more than I have myself, so, a net win!

Coincidentally, so have I.

I’d say it was a success, without a doubt.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Life’s little inequities hit hard sometimes

I'm so sorry the patriarchy isn't as effective here
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[VoraciousValue]

Good news: Got my semen sample done today for my post-vasectomy thingy.

Bad news: Of course everything went well until I had trouble coming. That figures!

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm so sorry the patriarchy isn't as effective here
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExamMyOXAxYXpqbWw4cnRzZHY4eGppMmdqaTVkb3R5OXVpaGg1a25yaiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/5vEJbU7AYSHJLhA1NP/giphy.gif

Which reminds me… have you all seen this?

I laughed so hard…

 

[Bry1313]

I'm so sorry the patriarchy isn't as effective here
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExamMyOXAxYXpqbWw4cnRzZHY4eGppMmdqaTVkb3R5OXVpaGg1a25yaiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/5vEJbU7AYSHJLhA1NP/giphy.gif

It’s possible I use that as a moniker somewhere else

 

[Bry1313]

Boobs are the currency of Lit. I keep telling @Bry1313 this, but he refuses to share his cleavage!

I shared it a couple of times this week, guess you don’t click my emojis either (no one does, sigh)

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's a self portrait, a nude actually. My hair is a dark violet ombre, in a perfect world my lady bits would match (if I had any)

Even better!

 

[Codeman93]

I shared it a couple of times this week, guess you don’t click my emojis either (no one does, sigh)

I’ll do it next time!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Which reminds me… have you all seen this?

I laughed so hard…

I don't know who made this, but they deserve an oscar

 

[UnquietDreams]

I shared it a couple of times this week, guess you don’t click my emojis either (no one does, sigh)

I'm just going to start linking to deleted files and tell them it was so hot, but they missed it, sorry...

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm kidding, but seriously is she single...

I mean the cheese ball. Can I get the cheese ball?

Lmao, no. She and my dad have been together since a few months before I was conceived.

Edit: not born...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good news: Got my semen sample done today for my post-vasectomy thingy.

Bad news: Of course everything went well until I had trouble coming. That figures!

 

[BrendaBear]

I don't know who made this, but they deserve an oscar

There are a bunch of “owl kitty” vids that are absolutely hilarious. The Jurassic Park one had me howling.

 

[MissLabelled]

I shared it a couple of times this week, guess you don’t click my emojis either (no one does, sigh)

Hey, I clicked your emoji and gave that chest photos some

 

[Bbl87]

Good news: Got my semen sample done today for my post-vasectomy thingy.

Bad news: Of course everything went well until I had trouble coming. That figures!

They didn't make me do mine in-person. I had a nifty little kit that came with a condom, a vial of preservative, and packaging to send it in to a third party lab. The idea was to use the condom, then drain the sample into the vial, and mail it off.

The annoying parts were A) The condom didn't fit, had to go buy my own, and B) Trying to neatly drain semen out of a condom into a vial is stupidly unwieldy. That aside from the awkwardness of self servicing with a condom.

I would have much preferred an in person sample. We did IVF, so I was a pro at doing the job in doctor's offices.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Lmao, no. She and my dad have been together since a few months before I was conceived.

Edit: not born...

Ever watch The Gary Shandling Show?

Dad, did you and mom have sex before marriage?

No, I told you, you were just born seven months premature.

 

[lavendersilk]

Ever watch The Gary Shandling Show?

Dad, did you and mom have sex before marriage?

No, I told you, you were just born seven months premature.

Loved that show!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Loved that show!

Another show waaaaaay ahead of its time.

 

[Codeman93]

How is everyone’s night going?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I love how much you love LA

Unless the bus is a lot better these days, id rather park at dodgers stadium. We took the shuttle from downtown once and it was such a a cluster fuck getting out of there cause there was no dedicated bus lane. Never took the shuttle again.

And also... don't kill me for saying this but it would be much easier to go to Angels Stadium from LB.

I’ve always loved LA, but living in other areas made me appreciate it even more!

I haven’t tried the Union Station shuttle, but did the 1 from “Gateway” (Torrance, near where the 91 fwy ends) and it was waaay better than fighting the usual traffic. We stopped to check out some hats and use the restrooms first and there was a bit of a wait for the 2nd bus, so much of the traffic had cleared by then.

Boobs are the currency of Lit. I keep telling @Bry1313 this, but he refuses to share his cleavage!

He didn’t exactly have cleavage, but I saw his chest!

@MissLabelled not sure how long you'll be staying and what you're looking to do. If it hasn't already been mentioned and if you have a day to spare, I would also recommend taking a ferry over to Catalina Island. If you do so, I HIGHLY recommend getting ferry tickets as much in advance as possible. The good times on the schedule sell out super fast.
https://a.cdn-hotels.com/gdcs/production133/d894/0c3a8053-3e19-4987-a208-80e881c9c9ab.jpg

Ooh good one! (Also, that’s making me miss the old Ports O’ Call restaurant in Pedro. They used to give free harbor cruises with brunch)

I shared it a couple of times this week, guess you don’t click my emojis either (no one does, sigh)

I did

 

[Bbl87]

He didn’t exactly have cleavage, but I saw his chest!

Now that we're talking about it, I think like 2 people on here have seen my majestic moobs. I'm easy when it comes to my dick but a prude about the man titties apparently.