Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is anyone here familiar with the Long Beach area? I will be there in July for a few days and just wondering what “locals” would recommend visiting.

Long Beach, CA?

Will you have a car?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

There really should be a Filthy Scrabble version in this day and age. Maybe they could cobrand with Urban Dictionary.

It could work as a game app, but language, and especially slang, evolves too quickly for a printed version of Urban Dictionary Scrabble

Speaking on behalf of religious, middle-aged men... I got nothing. Most of us could act a whole lot better.

You’re one of the good ones

If only there were a firefighter (or two) around...

If only…

...I'll try anything once, though!

The boldness is quite awesome indeed.

I don’t think I’d be willing to try ANYthing once. Certain things perhaps.

I usually say I’ll try most things twice.

Fire retardant on my cunt is not one of them

LOL I also say I’ll try almost anything twice!

 

[MissLabelled]

Long Beach, CA?

Will you have a car?

Yep, that one. I probably should have specified. We are thinking of renting a car so it is quite likely.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yep, that one. I probably should have specified. We are thinking of renting a car so it is quite likely.

Definitely rent a car. How much time will you have?

 

[MissLabelled]

Definitely rent a car. How much time will you have?

We’ll be there 5 days but two of those days will be chewed up by a conference.

 

[Bry1313]

My DMs are open (this works right?)

Ok, after publicly announcing my DMs are open I didn’t get a single DM. Why would people announce this if it doesn’t work?

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok, after publicly announcing my DMs are open I didn’t get a single DM. Why would people announce this if it doesn’t work?

Did you just turn them on?

 

[Bry1313]

Did you just turn them on?

I’d rather not say

 

[Massive Grooves]

Yep, that one. I probably should have specified. We are thinking of renting a car so it is quite likely.

Nice area. Stayed near there at Redondo on the beach. Also took in a dodgers game.

 

[lavendersilk]

I’d rather not say

Check again.

 

[RaineDrops]

Ok, after publicly announcing my DMs are open I didn’t get a single DM. Why would people announce this if it doesn’t work?

Did you check your junk, Sir?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm scared to post another one since the last one had great results but... I'm a glutton for punishment.
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This one I understand.

I can hear the “oops! My bad! Do you think I should leave a note?” in this meme

So I need help shrimp scampi or fresh fish for dinner?

No

This gets the...

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Awwwww Can I pet it? (And the seal too? )

I have a couple of these! One was gifted to me by a Litster. They're our favorite blankets!

That’s awesome!!! I keep going back and forth, can’t decide if I want the flour tortilla or concha more

You're welcome for Mookie. We miss him.

We love him more and he loves it here ️ You can’t have him back, he signed a 10 year contract

I make my Brussels with olive oil garlic and parm cheese

I make mine with olive oil, sea salt, garlic and roast them in the oven until they are brown.

I also roast or air fry mine with olive oil, garlic, salt (regular iodized or kosher. Some sea salt has a fishy taste) and then Parm toward the end

 

[Codeman93]

I can hear the “oops! My bad! Do you think I should leave a note?” in this meme


No


Awwwww Can I pet it? (And the seal too? )


That’s awesome!!! I keep going back and forth, can’t decide if I want the flour tortilla or concha more
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We love him more and he loves it here ️ You can’t have him back, he signed a 10 year contract




I also roast or air fry mine with olive oil, garlic, salt (regular iodized or kosher. Some sea salt has a fishy taste) and then Parm toward the end

Why not?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I have a couple of these! One was gifted to me by a Litster. They're our favorite blankets!

I legit thought about getting you a blanket with my face all over it for Xmas

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I legit thought about getting you a blanket with my face all over it for Xmas

I'll act surprised when I get it for my birthday!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'll act surprised when I get it for my birthday!!

I didn't want to make your kids jealous

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I didn't want to make your kids jealous

They would probably steal it. They steal all my blankets.

 

[vagrantx]

I'm watching Dirty Laundry on Dropout (gameshow where they guess whose dirty little secret the host is sharing), and I swear to fucking god, if my mom ever found out about the stories I write on here I'd burn the entire town down and move to Siberia.

https://i.ibb.co/DLP5vc2/image.png

 

[dawn_of_night]

I make my Brussels with olive oil garlic and parm cheese

Grilled right?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm watching Dirty Laundry on Dropout (gameshow where they guess whose dirty little secret the host is sharing), and I swear to fucking god, if my mom ever found out about the stories I write on here I'd burn the entire town down and move to Siberia.

https://i.ibb.co/DLP5vc2/image.png

I keep looking for fellow Dropout viewers! I haven’t watched this but I’m very excited about the new Uhm Actually.

 

[vagrantx]

I keep looking for fellow Dropout viewers! I haven’t watched this but I’m very excited about the new Uhm Actually.

Yayyyy! I've watched most of their limited shows (Total Forgiveness with Ally and Grant is probably my fave)! I haven't gotten around to the new season of Uhm Actually yet, going to be interesting without Trapp in the chair.

New season of Game Changer is incredible too Brennan Lee Mulligan is a force of nature.

eta: If anyone wants to experience a couple of painful belly laughs, check this out. Brennan Lee Mulligan at his best:

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'll take the 6oz filet w/Brussels please!

Brussel sprouts are shrubbery.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Brussel sprouts are shrubbery.

So is every other vegetable....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yayyyy! I've watched most of their limited shows (Total Forgiveness with Ally and Grant is probably my fave)! I haven't gotten around to the new season of Uhm Actually yet, going to be interesting without Trapp in the chair.

New season of Game Changer is incredible too Brendan Lee Mulligan is a force of nature.

That’s exactly what my daughter says! Is that an inside joke from their actual plays? (I’ve tried I can’t watch AP). His wife is a force of chaos. I love them both.

The new season is different but I like Ify. He was one of my favorite guests.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So is every other vegetable....

Carrots would disagree. But they argue everything.... What?

Just look at Brussels. Shrubs for Barbie.