Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

Dream job

Mine too. Except I don't have a dick. And I'm not gay, unfortunately. Lol

 

[Bry1313]

Mine too. Except I don't have a dick. And I'm not gay, unfortunately. Lol

(checks to make sure) oh I do have one……and I’m always reminded how much I like women when I’m here

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That made me both happy and horny simultaneously

It’s been almost 30 hours since someone said something like that to me

I’d guess around 12-14 hours for me

I just have the one. It's not named. It just gives me orgasms

Same!

Tell us more about dat dick Kitty! Mew mew mew!!!

He’s the one who gave me 51 Os in one session

Oh damn. At some point today I wrote my 10,000th post.
That calls for a drink!
And the Red Sox just scored another run!
That calls for another drink.

Sorry, ladies - we are getting noodly tonight!

If I like everyone at the party, I have to hug them all and tell them how much I love them. Otherwise I Batman right out of there. I wish

The Red Sox are playing wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
I miss watching baseball all summer.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/asQBIcE6w6Q8M/200.webp?cid=6c09b952rity46pp9xxxwfy1ndclqold9subgq2s546ork01&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=200.webp&ct=g

And they're winning.

But they don’t even have JT anymore

 

[Amanda330]

(checks to make sure) oh I do have one……and I’m always reminded how much I like women when I’m here

I'm glad you remembered. I was under the impression men never really forget that they have one?

 

[Bry1313]

I'm glad you remembered. I was under the impression men never really forget that they have one?

I just like to make extra sure

 

[MindYaBitness]

Mine too. Except I don't have a dick. And I'm not gay, unfortunately. Lol

I too am mostly straight, against my will. Liking men sometimes feels slightly self destructive

 

[Bry1313]

I too am mostly straight, against my will. Liking men sometimes feels slightly self destructive

So self destructive, I’ve given men up.

 

[Amanda330]

I too am mostly straight, against my will. Liking men sometimes feels slightly self destructive

Honestly, so true... I'm disappointed with myself.

 

[Trubbycat]

So self destructive, I’ve given men up.

Sometimes we feel the same about women…

 

[Amanda330]

I just like to make extra sure

Just gotta touch him and make sure he's still there? Lol. Hasn't fallen off somewhere

 

[MindYaBitness]

So self destructive, I’ve given men up.

This is going disappoint your fan club. Have you told @NRJLIVES4ever ? He'll be crushed!

 

[Bry1313]

This is going disappoint your fan club. Have you told @NRJLIVES4ever ? He'll be crushed!

Fine, I’ll make an exception for men as good as him.

 

[Amanda330]

Sometimes we feel the same about women…

I don't speak for all women, but I'm a god damned treasure

 

[Bry1313]

Just gotta touch him and make sure he's still there? Lol. Hasn't fallen off somewhere

Exactly, always make sure you know where three key things are as a man, phone and wallet are 2 and 3 after checking to make sure the D is still there.

 

[Amanda330]

Exactly, always make sure you know where three key things are as a man, phone and wallet are 2 and 3 after checking to make sure the D is still there.

Understandable. I'm always touching my pussy and tits to make sure I haven't lost them too...

 

[Bry1313]

Understandable. I'm always touching my pussy and tits to make sure I haven't lost them too...

https://media0.giphy.com/media/jt2kGEJhTQXFhUOfRm/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952wstxkfp8n3ilbj40buzb18f6648twvetxux9jt23&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Understandable. I'm always touching my pussy and tits to make sure I haven't lost them too...

I don’t need an excuse to touch mine…they’re just fun

 

[Amanda330]

I don’t need an excuse to touch mine…they’re just fun

So much fun... Especially after prolonged touching...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Exactly, always make sure you know where three key things are as a man, phone and wallet are 2 and 3 after checking to make sure the D is still there.

"Spectacles and testicles."

 

[UnquietDreams]

Understandable. I'm always touching my pussy and tits to make sure I haven't lost them too...

I am willing to help out if it gives you a better sense of security to have a second opinion.

 

[Amanda330]

I am willing to help out if it gives you a better sense of security to have a second opinion.

How kind of you... I need a really thorough check. Take your time.

 

[UnquietDreams]

How kind of you... I need a really thorough check. Take your time.

Love your work and you never work a day in your life...

 

[Amanda330]

Love your work and you never work a day in your life...

I chose the fucking wrong profession.

 

[Bry1313]

I chose the fucking wrong profession.

Raises the importance of a good lunch break

 

[Amanda330]

FIFY

I'm not sure I agree. Lol