Sex & Shenanigans

[Nicefella]

I just have the one. It's not named. It just gives me orgasms

Call it “The1”

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes, you and @Bry1313 will be the only people working.
He's a wanker too. Maybe you guys can keep each other company

I am working tomorrow, but I have the next nine days off after...so...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My penis is forever being harmed.

Sorry, I’ll try to be more careful next time

I think I missed the party

The party never stops!

Shit, At what age am I supposed to stop spanking it? I must be getting close!

Never?

It's all good. I drink very very rarely these days. Tonight was just the last evening living with my ex so we made food and drank a lot of wine.

I kept fucking my last ex for 2 months while broken up, right until the morning he took me to the airport. The dick was THAT good

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Sorry, I’ll try to be more careful next time


The party never stops!


Never?


I kept fucking my last ex for 2 months while broken up, right until the morning he took me to the airport. The dick was THAT good

Tell us more about dat dick Kitty! Mew mew mew!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

I float around the room chatting with people (this is easier if you’re attending a social event featuring people you actually enjoy) and then I throw a smoke bomb and disappear

So kind of like one of those Batman escape maneuvers.. I like it!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's because we're all perverts here... You should feel normal

"This one goes out to my closest friends
The ones who make me feel less alien"

 

[BrendaBear]

Call it “The1”

Turns out they don’t cum when you call them anyway… so no real advantage to naming them… they might be part cat.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Oh damn. At some point today I wrote my 10,000th post.
That calls for a drink!
And the Red Sox just scored another run!
That calls for another drink.

Sorry, ladies - we are getting noodly tonight!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

So kind of like one of those Batman escape maneuvers.. I like it!!!

If I like everyone at the party, I have to hug them all and tell them how much I love them. Otherwise I Batman right out of there. I wish

 

[Amanda330]

Oh damn. At some point today I wrote my 10,000th post.
That calls for a drink!
And the Red Sox just scored another run!
That calls for another drink.

Sorry, ladies - we are getting noodly tonight!

I'll take a drink for you. Even though I don't get noodly

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sorry, ladies - we are getting noodly tonight!

What are things you don't want to hear your man say, Alex

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

. At some point today I wrote my 10,000th post.
That calls for a drink!
And the Red Sox just scored another run!
That calls for another drink.

Sorry, ladies - we are getting noodly tonight!

The Red Sox are playing wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
I miss watching baseball all summer.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/asQBIcE6w6Q8M/200.webp?cid=6c09b952rity46pp9xxxwfy1ndclqold9subgq2s546ork01&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=200.webp&ct=g

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The Red Sox are playing wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
I miss watching baseball all summer.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/asQBIcE6w6Q8M/200.webp?cid=6c09b952rity46pp9xxxwfy1ndclqold9subgq2s546ork01&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=200.webp&ct=g

And they're winning.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'll take a drink for you. Even though I don't get noodly

Why did that sound sexy when you said it

 

[Amanda330]

Why did that sound sexy when you said it

Because I'm sexy... Lol

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I just have the one. It's not named. It just gives me orgasms

I just have one also. And I named him Bruce because he’s such a goddamn tool

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I just have one also. And I named him Bruce because he’s such a goddamn tool

Fuck, I'm glad I'm not named Bruce.

 

[Amanda330]

I just have one also. And I named him Bruce because he’s such a goddamn tool

At least he's useful... As opposed to other tools with names.

 

[Bry1313]

Your tagline is doing it for me right now

I missed all the naughtiness here, but I’ll take this as a consolation

 

[UnquietDreams]

I drink whiskey and send dick pics you know.

I drink whiskey and send poetry DMs...

 

[Bry1313]

At least he's useful... As opposed to other tools with names.

Hi, real name is Bruce, nice to meet you.

 

[Amanda330]

Hi, real name is Bruce, nice to meet you.

Hi Bruce. Wait, are you Nebs dildo? Lol

 

[Bry1313]

Hi Bruce. Wait, are you Nebs dildo? Lol

Dream job

 

[UnquietDreams]

I float around the room chatting with people (this is easier if you’re attending a social event featuring people you actually enjoy) and then I throw a smoke bomb and disappear

Tokyo Sayonara - You leave, but only say goodbye to the cat.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well I just killed a bottle of wine.

I promise I will tell the police it was self-defense.