Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Deal! I'll even hold your balls for you

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[LadyLascivious1]

I mean sucking is a great quality to have

It’s good to see you around again. It’s been a while

 

[Codeman93]

It’s good to see you around again. It’s been a while

It’s good to be back around! How are you?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

It’s good to be back around! How are you?

I had a few curve balls at the end of last year and beginning of this year, but I’m really good now. I hope you’ve been getting into the good kind of trouble.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Yep, exactly like that. Dibbs on the little spoon.

 

[Codeman93]

I had a few curve balls at the end of last year and beginning of this year, but I’m really good now. I hope you’ve been getting into the good kind of trouble.

You know trouble just follows me everywhere

 

[Codeman93]

Yep, exactly like that. Dibbs on the little spoon.

Deal, don’t worry about the pocking focus on the shaft and swing

 

[DirkCamacho]

Sir, we’re all about sexy, fun shenanigans here. What you’re describing is a felony in some states and just plain not cool

Duly noted.

I guess if only my wife and I ate them it would be NBD but serving them to others without disclosure is some kind of felony? What is the crime?

Anyway they tasted good. People gobbled them up.

I promise I’ll never do that again. I’ll probably do something else gross and illegal. Just not that.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Duly noted.

I guess if only my wife and I ate them it would be NBD but serving them to others without disclosure is some kind of felony? What is the crime?

Anyway they tasted good. People gobbled them up.

I promise I’ll never do that again. I’ll probably do something else gross and illegal. Just not that.

If you can't understand why it's wrong to have people unknowingly eat your cum then yes you probably will do other gross and/ or illegal things.

For everyone's sake, I hope you're just a troll inventing a story

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Ignore the troll, he’s a POS

You called it. He’s a troll.

Ignored.

 

[deft]

Have I missed a load of squirrel chatter? Damn.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Even I know 11 inches is too big. My vag is hurting just thinking about that

Then why are you drooling!?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Woke up this morning to the doorbell and two cops at my door with my next-door neighbor. Apparently, he'd backed his work truck into my car while getting out of his driveway this morning. Oops.
Why are Thursdays always stupid?

https://imgur.com/4fShRjS

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

And also how am I supposed to look amazing in clown shoes??

Something like this.
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[Amanda330]

Something like this.
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Do you think she looks amazing? Also, she's not even wearing clown shoes... The whole point of what I said.

Good try. I know it's early. Lol

 

[Amanda330]

Woke up this morning to the doorbell and two cops at my door with my next-door neighbor. Apparently, he'd backed his work truck into my car while getting out of his driveway this morning. Oops.
Why are Thursdays always stupid?

https://imgur.com/4fShRjS

Thursdays are stupid, father daddy. I'm sorry. Hope it gets worked out quickly.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Is anyone actually good at mini golf?

Mini golf isn't too bad, though the wife still hit the ball into the water even there.

 

[lavendersilk]

Woke up this morning to the doorbell and two cops at my door with my next-door neighbor. Apparently, he'd backed his work truck into my car while getting out of his driveway this morning. Oops.
Why are Thursdays always stupid?

https://imgur.com/4fShRjS

Jeebus. I can't even fathom how that was possible. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Thursdays are stupid, father daddy. I'm sorry. Hope it gets worked out quickly.

It's not too bad. Mostly looks like a big ol' dent in one of the doors. But the door still works, even if it's a little crunchy.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Do you think she looks amazing? Also, she's not even wearing clown shoes... The whole point of what I said.

Good try. I know it's early. Lol

Haha no not really, though the short skirt isn't a bad idea...

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[Whiskeyjack]

Jeebus. I can't even fathom how that was possible. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

I was parked across the street, and his work truck is a big electric utility truck with the cherry picker and everything and, apparently, the turning radius of a battleship.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Woke up this morning to the doorbell and two cops at my door with my next-door neighbor. Apparently, he'd backed his work truck into my car while getting out of his driveway this morning. Oops.
Why are Thursdays always stupid?

https://imgur.com/4fShRjS

Damn that is one way to start your Thursday...

 

[Amanda330]

It's not too bad. Mostly looks like a big ol' dent in one of the doors. But the door still works, even if it's a little crunchy.

That's good. I'm glad it isn't worse.

Did you tell them you were a man of God and God would smite them if they didn't get it fixed in a timely manner?

 

[lavendersilk]

Haha no not really, though the short skirt isn't a bad idea...

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I don't have a clown phobia so she is adorbs.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

That's good. I'm glad it isn't worse.

Did you tell them you were a man of God and God would smite them if they didn't get it fixed in a timely manner?

They already know. It's a small town. Everyone knows everyone here.
And I'm pretty sure my neighbor feels way worse about this than I do.