Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

That’s how I play plus 5 strokes for every beer drank highest score wins

I don't need beer. Huge boobs ruin any hope of a decent swing. I stick to the cart.

 

[Codeman93]

Drink, swear a lot and buy new golf balls or hope to find extras on the way...

Is it bad I leave with more balls then I start with

 

[Codeman93]

I don't need beer. Huge boobs ruin any hope of a decent swing. I stick to the cart.

I mean your not wrong but I’m a gentleman I’ll only act like I’m not looking

 

[MindYaBitness]

Drink, swear a lot and buy new golf balls or hope to find extras on the way...

My brother's would dive for golf balls in the hazards at the course near house when we were kids, wash them, and sell them back to the golfers

 

[HeavyBalls]

Is it bad I leave with more balls then I start with

With the cost of golf balls these days... That's a good thing!

 

[BrendaBear]

I had the Golf Course Marshall (is that even a real job?) Come by and tell me my cart was too close to the green. I told him that it was all green, so he'd need to be more specific. I still don't know WTF he's talking about.

OMG! That was awesome!!! I would have been peeing myself laughing if I saw that.

 

[HeavyBalls]

My brother's would dive for golf balls in the hazards at the course near house when we were kids, wash them, and sell them back to the golfers

Smart lad...

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean your not wrong but I’m a gentleman I’ll only act like I’m not looking

Hey, ypu wouldnt be the first. I did have a gentleman here once tell me that he'd love to see me golf!

 

[Codeman93]

With the cost of golf balls these days... That's a good thing!

It stupid I wish I could find beers in the golf course like I find golf balls

 

[Codeman93]

Hey, ypu wouldnt be the first. I did have a gentleman here once tell me that he'd love to see me golf!

Did he say with or without a bra? Asking for a friend

 

[RaineDrops]

Ya’ll are talking about mini golf, right? Right?

 

[BrendaBear]

I had the Golf Course Marshall (is that even a real job?) Come by and tell me my cart was too close to the green. I told him that it was all green, so he'd need to be more specific. I still don't know WTF he's talking about.

This tickles me soooo much!!! Reading it a second time made me laugh even more!!!

 

[Codeman93]

Ya’ll are talking about mini golf, right? Right?

Love me some putt putt

 

[BrendaBear]

Is it bad I leave with more balls then I start with

So… information presented… Code’s got balls… got it!

 

[RaineDrops]

Love me some putt putt

Yes I’m not good at that either thank you very much.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Did he say with or without a bra? Asking for a friend

Lol, no dice, I'm not injuring myself, or risking poking someone's eye out

 

[Codeman93]

So… information presented… Code’s got balls… got it!

I start with two… any mores a bonus

 

[MindYaBitness]

So… information presented… Code’s got balls… got it!

New name: Ball hog?

 

[Codeman93]

Yes I’m not good at that either thank you very much.

Is anyone actually good at mini golf?

Lol, no dice, I'm not injuring myself, or risking poking someone's eye out

Fuck…. I mean I don’t blame you

 

[BrendaBear]

Love me some putt putt

Okay, I do not totally suck at putt putt… I actually enjoy that.

 

[lanceGibs]

I don't need beer. Huge boobs ruin any hope of a decent swing. I stick to the cart.

You need to correct your stance , swinging is easy

 

[Codeman93]

Okay, I do not totally suck at putt putt… I actually enjoy that.

Same

 

[Codeman93]

You need to correct your stance , swinging is easy

Hold up which swinging are we talking about this is a family friendly area

 

[RaineDrops]

Is anyone actually good at mini golf?

Fuck…. I mean I don’t blame you

My daughter after a couple of tries just picks up the ball, drops it into the hole, and moves on to the next one.

 

[Codeman93]

My daughter after a couple of tries just picks up the ball, drops it into the hole, and moves on to the next one.

Smart very smart!
By the third whole I usually just try to hit the ball from the cart