Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

I’m good with the cuddle pile and boob gropes

Cuddle puddles are always a good thing

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm painfully shy and modest.

And afraid I'll sound like something out of Letterkenny...

We love Letterkenny around here. Jump right in with it!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Welp, now I know where to post this actual true fact

Today I made some cookies for the dessert potluck we're going to tonight. It's a big crowd, mostly strangers. I made chewy molasses cookies with a special ingredient that you can only get one way. Have never done this before, I have no idea what came over me to jerk off into the cookie dough. But I did and the cookies taste fine.

Oh, hell no. That is a violation of other people’s bodies and straight up wrong.

Fucking Ryan for rubies...

I’m going to need to know who Ryan is and if those rubies are worth it

So long, is my nickname

Too bad. I’d be all over you if it was So Thick

I burn, then tan. But the burning is required. Damn my honky roots!!!!

I was like that when I was younger. I eventually realized if I build up a base by using SPF and gradually increasing my time in the sun, I can skip the burn part

I do still have some freckles from a bad burn while at a Cubs game though.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I do still have some freckles from a bad burn while at a Cubs game though.

I've imagined you in countless different scenarios.
I can't quite picture you sitting through a baseball game, though.

 

[Seadog777]

I do still have some freckles from a bad burn while at a Cubs game though

When did the season start???
I've been so wrapped up in other things, that I forgot it was near. LOL.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I've imagined you in countless different scenarios.
I can't quite picture you sitting through a baseball game, though.

That’s because you know me well!

I was not paying any attention to the sportsing. In fact, someone lost a bet when they thought I knew what other team was on the field

The food and socializing were top notch though

 

[BrendaBear]

I was not paying any attention to the sportsing. In fact, someone lost a bet when they thought I knew what other team was on the field

Your awesomeness knows no bounds.

 

[jason28053]

That’s because you know me well!

I was not paying any attention to the sportsing. In fact, someone lost a bet when they thought I knew what other team was on the field

The food and socializing were top notch though

I picture you as a bowler

 

[Amanda330]

That’s because you know me well!

I was not paying any attention to the sportsing. In fact, someone lost a bet when they thought I knew what other team was on the field

The food and socializing were top notch though

That's me at any sporting event ever.

I'm here for the people and the food - don't ask me what the teams are doing or if they scored a point or what happened. Because I will not know.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I picture you as a bowler

The sport of queens for ages.

 

[Amanda330]

I picture you as a bowler

Omg Jason. She'd never be so boring...

Unless you bowl, and then you're still amazing and I love you.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

That's me at any sporting event ever.

I'm here for the people and the food - don't ask me what the teams are doing or if they scored a point or what happened. Because I will not know.

It's funny b/c I enjoy my sports, but take me to a baseball game and I'm more than happy to booze and socialize, especially a day game.

 

[jason28053]

Omg Jason. She'd never be so boring...

Unless you bowl, and then you're still amazing and I love you.

I think she likes playing with balls and knocking things down

 

[Amanda330]

I think she like playing with balls

Probably a lot softer and lighter...

 

[jason28053]

Probably a lot softer and lighter...

Like boobs

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Omg Jason. She'd never be so boring...

... some of us like bowling...

 

[Amanda330]

... some of us like bowling...

I'm sorry father, for I have sinned.

Forgive me.

 

[BrendaBear]

... some of us like bowling...

I think this is what you needed…

https://media1.tenor.com/m/iBy1lw4OZ_wAAAAC/big-lebowski-the-dude.gif

Happy to help… you are still my hero…

 

[Nicefella]

... some of us like bowling...

I once saw a man and woman on a date at the bowling alley. And he was showing her how to bowl and she was being all cute about it until she dropped the ball on his foot. That relationship was doomed from there on I am sure.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm sorry father, for I have sinned.

Forgive me.

I am glad you stopped saying “daddy, I have been bad..”

 

[Codeman93]

Party people

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I am glad you stopped saying “daddy, I have been bad..”

I'm not.

 

[BrendaBear]

Party people

Codeman!!!

I hope you are having a spectacular, wonderful day today!

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not.

OMG! That was awesome!!!

 

[Codeman93]

Codeman!!!

I hope you are having a spectacular, wonderful day today!

Hi Brenda bear,
I’m going ok how are you?