Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

Welp, now I know where to post this actual true fact

Today I made some cookies for the dessert potluck we're going to tonight. It's a big crowd, mostly strangers. I made chewy molasses cookies with a special ingredient that you can only get one way. Have never done this before, I have no idea what came over me to jerk off into the cookie dough. But I did and the cookies taste fine.

Wtf...?

 

[MissLabelled]

I did? Please forgive me.

I could be misremembering but I can’t stay mad at you.

 

[jason28053]

I don't see the thrill of heaven. That's probably where all the puritans will be... Lol. I'll go to hell with you...

I’m right there with you

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wtf...?

Yes, that about sums it up.

 

[LupineOne]

Wolfie… is that what you call your bedroom now?

I’m not that lucky, or that high up in the pecking order there…yet

 

[SherlockianMan]

I don't see the thrill of heaven. That's probably where all the puritans will be... Lol. I'll go to hell with you...

If Christian music is anything to judge by, the soundtrack to Heaven will be awful!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I could be misremembering but I can’t stay mad at you.

Those babies still ain’t mine!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don't see the thrill of heaven. That's probably where all the puritans will be... Lol. I'll go to hell with you...

That's what I'm saying! Look at the advantages:
-large enough to fit everyone for our Lit Convention
-if the puritans are right, and all the gays & theys are there, they'll surely have gentrified the place, so it will be trendy as fuck & gorgeous
-Fire=warmth=good weather

I could go on, but you get it!

 

[BrendaBear]

Cum along, the more the merrier. I know the Gatekeeper personally, she won’t mind if I bring friends

Gatekeeper? Like… there are standards that must be met?

“Get the fuck out of here, you … you… you fucking missionary position bastard!!!”

 

[Amanda330]

If Christian music is anything to judge by, the soundtrack to Heaven will be awful!

Omg I cannot imagine Christian music for the rest of eternity. That sounds like actual hell to me. Frfr.

 

[jason28053]

If Christian music is anything to judge by, the soundtrack to Heaven will be awful!

Give me AC/DC any day over that shit

 

[LupineOne]

Gatekeeper? Like… there are standards that must be met?

“Get the fuck out of here, you … you… you fucking missionary position bastard!!!”

No, no, no. It’s Cerberus you silly goose. She and I are good friends

 

[SherlockianMan]

Omg I cannot imagine Christian music for the rest of eternity. That sounds like actual hell to me. Frfr.

And the Christian movies? If I had to watch Kirk Cameron and Kevin Sorbo for eternity, I'd hang myself from the pearly gates

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Welp, now I know where to post this actual true fact

Today I made some cookies for the dessert potluck we're going to tonight. It's a big crowd, mostly strangers. I made chewy molasses cookies with a special ingredient that you can only get one way. Have never done this before, I have no idea what came over me to jerk off into the cookie dough. But I did and the cookies taste fine.

I totally believe you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I totally believe you.

He totally knows what came over him.

 

[Amanda330]

And the Christian movies? If I had to watch Kirk Cameron and Kevin Sorbo for eternity, I'd hang myself from the pearly gates

Tie my noose for me?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What the everloving fuck was that???

Straight comedic genius.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Tie my noose for me?

I hear @MissLabelled has some experience with rope.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

He totally knows what came over him.

You mean out of him?

 

[Amanda330]

You mean out of him?

Where's the vomit reaction when you need it? Disgusting.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Tie my noose for me?

Jumping on the count of 3

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Where's the vomit reaction when you need it? Disgusting.

Right? It was only appealing when it was Indie-filled.

 

[Amanda330]

Jumping on the count of 3

Let's hold hands

 

[UnquietDreams]

Right? It was only appealing when it was Indie-filled.

Well...yeah.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You mean out of him?

Does explain some things
“What’s all this sticky stuff? Dough’s sticky. It must be dough. Put it in the cookies”

Makes perfect sense.