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Yeah, that would creep me out. 🤣🤣🤣

I am pretty sure this isn’t the case (I assume I would know)… but the idea of having some scan done and overhearing one technician asking another “what the hell is that???” And the other reply “a buttplug, in too far” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Um… no thanks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's nae my first rodeo Mr technician but gonnae hurry the fuck up 🤣

I think I'm actually on heat right now, I got more excited by your response than I probably should have! 😳 🤣
 
c.. c- catch??! i don't know how to skin rabbits sir! 🙀

i better make sure the neighbours will be willing to sell their food 😂

also, mister dab hand, did you make the haggis? I miss those, I liked them with poached eggs. The company I used to work for had a cook who made it for us from time to time 🤤
Haggis on some toasted sourdough and a nice poached egg on top is absolute heaven, put some rocket on their tae, oh my god yas..

No I didnae make it, im nae that much of a masterchef! I mean I can catch a fish and gut it and cook it, never skinned a rabbit, plucked and gutted a chicken once, didnae kill it though, that was about 30 year ago mind, dunno if I'd still remember what tae dae! 🤣
 
Haggis on some toasted sourdough and a nice poached egg on top is absolute heaven, put some rocket on their tae, oh my god yas..

No I didnae make it, im nae that much of a masterchef! I mean I can catch a fish and gut it and cook it, never skinned a rabbit, plucked and gutted a chicken once, didnae kill it though, that was about 30 year ago mind, dunno if I'd still remember what tae dae! 🤣
...I remember gutting a fish, stopped eating fish for a long time after that, so I'm definitely not gutting anything I want to eat 😂

am a soft white bread kinda girl, not toasted... haggis on top of that, then poached egg with a grilled tomato on the side... def visiting Glasgow for breakfast one of these days 🤤
 
Morning, take 2.
I found out that there's an ancient Egyptian tablet in the British museum that recorded attendance at work.

One of the reasons listed why men were not at work was due to their wives/daughters menstruating. Men were allowed time off because they needed to be home to help with the housework.

Ancient people were practical *nod nod*
 
I found out that there's an ancient Egyptian tablet in the British museum that recorded attendance at work.

One of the reasons listed why men were not at work was due to their wives/daughters menstruating. Men were allowed time off because they needed to be home to help with the housework.

Ancient people were practical *nod nod*
That's awesome!
And I found a source for that, too.
 
I found out that there's an ancient Egyptian tablet in the British museum that recorded attendance at work.

One of the reasons listed why men were not at work was due to their wives/daughters menstruating. Men were allowed time off because they needed to be home to help with the housework.

Ancient people were practical *nod nod*
 
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