Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

https://voca.ro/1GWbrSpLYXoU

Were you opening up a can of seltzer?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Anyone need a job?

https://www.foxweather.com/lifestyle/antarctica-penguin-post-office-job

I’d be down for the penguin-counting, just not the cold

You are now part of a very select club, welcome. We offer holy water to cleanse the phone and vinegar to wash out the eyes.

The holy water, it burrrrrrns

I've done some of these things... I'm down to three lives left.

I’ve only taken (slightly) out-of-date medication. In most cases, they just lose potency slightly, they don’t magically become poisonous when the expiration date hits

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https://voca.ro/1fw2Xp5j44n2

Is it weird that I’m disappointed you don’t sound like a monocled Sir?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Sadly, never been invited to hot woman spoon fest

In this thread, it is a women only event. We can only hope they will let us watch

 

[Wand3rlust]

https://voca.ro/1ibLsNMYwgf0

@Wand3rlust @Daisy_Love

https://voca.ro/1e1iyNQDuLcO

Ahem.

 

[Amanda330]

Of course

Yay! Booking ticket now.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Were you opening up a can of seltzer?

I have no idea what that was. Maybe a lip smack?

 

[morelikeasong]

https://voca.ro/1GWbrSpLYXoU

I bet you also jump off the bridge

 

[lavendersilk]

https://voca.ro/1e1iyNQDuLcO

Ahem.

If I had your voice I would say "Oregon-oh" too.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I bet you also jump off the bridge

I’m questioning your definition of both friend and trust at the moment

 

[BrendaBear]

If I had your voice I would say "Oregon-oh" too.

What?? That isn’t how Oregon is pronounced at all!

It is

or e gun

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://voca.ro/1e1iyNQDuLcO

Ahem.

She wins.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yay! Booking ticket now.

You girls might need a moderator of sorts. I majored in moderating at my university. So, I’ll offer my services, gratis.

 

[Bry1313]

https://voca.ro/1e1iyNQDuLcO

Ahem.

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[morelikeasong]

https://voca.ro/1nEUraqXiNlk

I don't have to be asked twice. Bags are packed, flight booked, on my way!

Can I be big spoon so I can have that glorious ass of yours pressed against me?

What if I came along and we did like a sandwich sort of situation?? Please?

I’m not sure what food it would become… but I wanna cum too!

 

[BrendaBear]

If I had your voice I would say "Oregon-oh" too.

What?? That isn’t how Oregon is pronounced at all!

It is

or e gun

Oh… um.. sorry @lavendersilk .. re-reading that I sound awful, I hope you can forgive me. I was born in Oregon and it still bugs me when I hear it said wrong.

Luckily, now I live in Nevada and people say that wrong sometimes too.

 

[Bry1313]

In this thread, it is a women only event. We can only hope they will let us watch

Ok, as @Kitty_so_frisky reminds us, im sometimes parched, but sexy in which I’m not included does nothing for me…..but I’m always happy to be included…….im adorable and do follow instruction well…….just saying.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m not sure what food it would become… but I wanna cum too!

https://media0.giphy.com/media/C8DtIsf0mVSbC/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7hop85vwbepd8q86d1vi7glitaw22q4vdpddq1uso&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok, as @Kitty_so_frisky reminds us, im sometimes parched, but sexy in which I’m not included does nothing for me…..but I’m always happy to be included…….im adorable and do follow instruction well…….just saying.

So you never watch porn?

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh… um.. sorry @lavendersilk .. re-reading that I sound awful, I hope you can forgive me. I was born in Oregon and it still bugs me when I hear it said wrong.

Luckily, now I love in Nevada and people say that wrong sometimes too.

Lol, I actually pronounce it the same way you do but autocorrect suggested the state and I thought it was pretty damn funny.

 

[Bry1313]

So you never watch porn?

That’s me time. Let me have my me time.

 

[morelikeasong]

That’s me time. Let me have my me time.

Of course. Just exposing your LIES.

 

[Bry1313]

Of course. Just exposing your LIES.

I’m talking about enthusiasm for events in which I’m explicitly unincluded. Hearing about a boob sharing group chat…..does nothing for me

 

[lavendersilk]

I just drank Dunkin coffee for the first time.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Is it weird that I’m disappointed you don’t sound like a monocled Sir?

OR maybe I do and you just don't know it!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I just drank Dunkin coffee for the first time.

And? I’ve never so I have no dog in this fight but I trust your opinion my friend