Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

I hope you have a horrible Wed now!

I was kidding! My brother's voice is deeper.

*ducks* Wow! That hat flies fast!!

 

[__Nathan1968]

“Good morning crazychemgirl and morelikeasong. You are both so hilarious and beautiful and I hope you have a wonderful day”

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[BrendaBear]

I was kidding! My brother's voice is deeper.

*ducks* Wow! That hat flies fast!!

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[SirConradPeckereye]

I was kidding! My brother's voice is deeper.

*ducks* Wow! That hat flies fast!!

But not as deep as your voice!

Plus you got a better stache! *ducks* Wow! That purse flies fast!!

 

[lavendersilk]

HTTPS://voca.ro/14dgh45FG

I KNEW something was up with the capital HTTP. Always go with your gut.

 

[lavendersilk]

But not as deep as your voice!

Plus you got a better stache! *ducks* Wow! That purse flies fast!!

Jokes on you, I don't have a purse.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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No the beheadings are saved for @MissLabelled

 

[BrendaBear]

Jokes on you, I don't have a purse.

…that Pecker didn’t return it after the last time you threw it at him? Figures!

 

[Nicefella]

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Jesus. Those pregnant pauses.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Jokes on you, I don't have a purse.

Because I sell all that are thrown at me, giving me 1/2 of my wealth.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

…that Pecker didn’t return it after the last time you threw it at him? Figures!

Oh and you would give them back!? LIES!

 

[Lmizzler]

Well played sir!
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[Deleted member 6568729]

These men are telling me what to do and I'm conflicted. Get up. Stay in bed. I'm now half in bed, half out of bed, and my brain is screaming at me: Why you listening to the mens??

And all I can offer as response is "accents, the fucking accents"

Please, for the love of all that is good in the world, won't a woman with an accent come tell me what to do!

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[morelikeasong]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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Yyyeeesssss!!!!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Oh goodie, I hate my voice.

https://voca.ro/1lLkldErVCbR

Ahem.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I KNEW something was up with the capital HTTP. Always go with your gut.

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[BrendaBear]

https://voca.ro/1nEUraqXiNlk

OMG!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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NO ONE will pass up seeing that ass in person!

 

[Nicefella]

https://voca.ro/1nEUraqXiNlk

Can I come too?

 

[BrendaBear]

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True story - I once worked for a guy who made some very odd business choices, we talked about trusting his intuition. Over time, I realized his intuition was a total idiot.

 

[MissLabelled]

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I don't have to be asked twice. Bags are packed, flight booked, on my way!

Can I be big spoon so I can have that glorious ass of yours pressed against me?

 

[BrendaBear]

I Can cum too!!

Fixed it for you.

 

[Nicefella]

True story - I once worked for a guy who made some very odd business choices, we talked about trusting his intuition. Over time, I realized his intuition was a total idiot.

I am sure of it. I have an entire book of clients who trust their gut which then feeds my gut.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Can I come too?

I already did.