Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Because everyone deserves this earworm today.

 

[lavendersilk]

Because everyone deserves this earworm today.

I've done some of these things... I'm down to three lives left.

 

[Amanda330]

Because you now want to buy one!?

Yes, obviously. I want to fuck that vajanckle with my huge cock.

 

[Nicefella]

Sounds like you got into the wrong career field, drill sgt would have been better suited.

Noooo. I’m a sweetheart.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Yes, obviously. I want to fuck that vajanckle with my huge cock.

And obviously you have a HUGE 11 incher, making @OrdinaryPerson jealous and slighthly (really) envious.

Or maybe they make one of the toes a dildo...

 

[Nicefella]

Yes, obviously. I want to fuck that vajanckle with my huge cock.

You’re gonna need it. Those ankles look deep.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Yes, obviously. I want to fuck that vajanckle with my huge cock.

I'd watch that.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The heat in my office isn't working this morning.
I'm gonna be extra whiny today.

 

[MissLabelled]

I'd watch that.

You can provide the lube.

 

[Nicefella]

The heat in my office isn't working this morning.
I'm gonna be extra whiny today.

Come on! With a name like that you probably make medicine sick!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Counter argument: https://voca.ro/16mGyxoJjYXe

 

[morelikeasong]

Counter argument: https://voca.ro/16mGyxoJjYXe

If only

Its rainy here and is indeed the perfect day for staying in bed. Darn kids…

 

[UnquietDreams]

If only

Its rainy here and is indeed the perfect day for staying in bed. Darn kids…

Rainy day here, and I have to go to work. Darn kids...

 

[MissLabelled]

These men are telling me what to do and I'm conflicted. Get up. Stay in bed. I'm now half in bed, half out of bed, and my brain is screaming at me: Why you listening to the mens??

And all I can offer as response is "accents, the fucking accents"

Please, for the love of all that is good in the world, won't a woman with an accent come tell me what to do!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes, obviously. I want to fuck that vajanckle with my huge cock.

Rare is the time that you saying you want to fuck something doesn't do it for me.

You have succeeded in finding that time...

 

[UnquietDreams]

You probably really do not want to know.

I am saddened that I found out.

I am staying blissful in my ignorance. The feedback here, which I have skipped over much of to keep my pure mind immaculate, has been horrible enough.

I am an innocent flower.

 

[Nicefella]

Rare is the time that you saying you want to fuck something doesn't do it for me.

You have succeeded in finding that time...

I am almost positive you’d still watch!

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/16T7xuETDIGj

 

[morelikeasong]

https://voca.ro/16T7xuETDIGj

Swoon! That’s my first time hearing your voice and I love it

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

If only

Its rainy here and is indeed the perfect day for staying in bed. Darn kids…

It is very much the same here, plus it's 'spring break' (someone tell the clouds) and I do not care for it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Swoon! That’s my first time hearing your voice and I love it

That’s my customer service voice

 

[MissLabelled]

https://voca.ro/16T7xuETDIGj

Swoon! That’s my first time hearing your voice and I love it

First time for me also and your voice is so lovely!

I'll probably still click on links tho

 

[morelikeasong]

That’s my customer service voice

Well… I’m a happy customer

Now what’s the real one??

 

[base10]

Yes, obviously. I want to fuck that vajanckle with my huge cock.

You have amazing tits and a huge cock. The total package

 

[base10]

First time for me also and your voice is so lovely!

I'll probably still click on links tho

Curiosity has never failed to get the best of me. I click too