Sex & Shenanigans

[HeavyBalls]

Today, the same child who asked me for a $500 favor in the afternoon, just told me this evening, "you look like someone who'd eat yellow snow."
"Have kids," they said.
"It'll be fun," they said.

Sounds like a little punk needs a beatin' straight outta the 80's...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Sounds like a little punk needs a beatin' straight outta the 80's...

Nah - he's a good kid. We were goofing around and it just came out.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Zen Buddtits?

Wasn't thinking out the Christian box, this opens up a lot of possibilities:
Zoroastitians
Shintit
Titaoism

 

[HeavyBalls]

Nah - he's a good kid. We were goofing around and it just came out.

My father said that about me, but shit like that would get me a look and "you been told recently!?" AKA you're being a little shit.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Stop being cute... Oh wait, you can't...

Okay, that one was pretty good.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Now for everyone's favourite game...

What's the Beast watching!?

(no hints from those who MIGHT already know)

Star Trek

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

The vajankle was disturbing.

FIFY

Even mine?

https://imgur.com/a/bdROLKc

I missed them, and I’m okay with that, but

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wasn't thinking out the Christian box, this opens up a lot of possibilities:
Zoroastitians
Shintit
Titaoism

Dudeist are accepting of all ideas, man.
Abide.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Dudeist are accepting of all ideas, man.
Abide.

Dudetits

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dudeist are accepting of all ideas, man.
Abide.

But Dudetits just won't work. Well, it has a completely different connotation.

 

[BrendaBear]

Dudeist are accepting of all ideas, man.
Abide.

Well… not all ideas…

They get mildly annoyed if you suggest they “disabide”

 

[SherlockianMan]

Dudeist are accepting of all ideas, man.
Abide.

That's, like, just your opinion man.

But also, bring on the white Russian communions

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dudetits

Yes ma'am?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well… not all ideas…

They get mildly annoyed if you suggest they “disabide”

We'll contemplate it, just probably, you know, whatever.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's, like, just your opinion man.

But also, bring on the white Russian communions

We're polyalcoholic now. Lactose intolerance for some dudes.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dudetits

Yes ma'am?

Sorry, thought you were calling me...

 

[BrendaBear]

Dudetits

Yes ma'am?

Sorry, thought you were calling me...

I want to see the look on the judges face, when the legal request to change one’s name to “Dudetits” comes in.

Just one name…

 

[SherlockianMan]

I want to see the look on the judges face, when the legal request to change one’s name to “Dudetits” comes in.

Just one name…

The alias of Manboobs

 

[UnquietDreams]

I want to see the look on the judges face, when the legal request to change one’s name to “Dudetits” comes in.

Just one name…

I should have thought about that. In my divorce, I could change my name at no cost. I was contemplating Zaphod Beeplebrox, Max Power, or Book Goblin.

 

[SherlockianMan]

I should have thought about that. In my divorce, I could change my name at no cost. I was contemplating Zaphod Beeplebrox, Max Power, or Book Goblin.

That's one hoopy frood, but an awful dresser.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Spent about three years as a Zen Buddhist. I was bad at it. Oddly enough, I had a problem renouncing desires ...

 

[BrendaBear]

Spent about three years as a Zen Buddhist. I was bad at it. Oddly enough, I had a problem renouncing desires ...

Did you get “renouncing” and “enjoying” confused again?

 

[jason28053]

Nah - he's a good kid. We were goofing around and it just came out.

I guess he’s Frank Zappa fan

 

[UnquietDreams]

Did you get “renouncing” and “enjoying” confused again?

Apparently I wanted another loop around the wheel. I enjoy marry go rounds as well ...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That's, like, just your opinion man.

But also, bring on the white Russian communions

I love White Russians