Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

It's been hard, but I've learned to live with it

It's a cross you must bear
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[Deleted member 6568729]

It's a cross you must bear
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I find this extra flattering coming from the prettiest face on Lit

 

[HeavyBalls]

I find this extra flattering coming from the prettiest face on Lit

Does that make me Quasimodo? Or the Wolfman?

 

[base10]

I find this extra flattering coming from the prettiest face on Lit

Can you two make out already

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's been hard, but I've learned to live with it

Rest of us are still figuring it out though. It’s daunting.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Does that make me Quasimodo? Or the Wolfman?

You will always be Belle's Beast to me

 

[SherlockianMan]

I'm going to shower now, I feel so dirty!

Can we watch?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Rest of us are still figuring it out though. It’s daunting.

Fortunately, I’m dauntless

 

[MissLabelled]

When you post your boobs you sometimes get some interesting messages. I was asked "how gay" I was, lol

For the record, I'm 95% gay, 5% bisexual

 

[MindYaBitness]

I find this extra flattering coming from the prettiest face on Lit

Lol, I follow the faces thread, there are tons of beauties in this place, and I'm glad you count me among them

 

[SherlockianMan]

When you post your boobs you sometimes get some interesting messages. I was asked "how gay" I was, lol

For the record, I'm 95% gay, 5% bisexual

Surprisingly, when I post my dick, the majority of PMs I've received are also asking how gay I am.

But that's mainly because more guys on here respond to cock.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

When you post your boobs you sometimes get some interesting messages. I was asked "how gay" I was, lol

For the record, I'm 95% gay, 5% bisexual

I’m okay with those odds. Frankly better than I figured.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Now that I’ve seen the vajankle…

I’m so curious, but also afraid to google vajankle…

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I laughed so hard at this and am seriously considering making these for Easter

Oh that's GOOD!

But if it was accurate it would be in the wrists...

It’s so hard to find a good hand and wrist cookie cutter these days.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m so curious, but also afraid to google vajankle…

Don't do it! I did...it's exactwhat you think, but much, much worse

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I have tae admit I have not, not been on here about 3-4 months but I dare say I will huv a look see

When you do, prepare to swing your cock

 

[UnquietDreams]

Now I'm trying to think of tit related church names. The obvious is Pentitcostal or Baptits,
But I'm gonna go with The Church of Jesus Christ of Letmeat Dem Saintly Tits

Zen Buddtits?

 

[dawn_of_night]

It's a cross you must bear
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"You disgrace the house of the Lord"
I love this fucking movie

 

[dawn_of_night]

Can we watch?

Wait... Me too, wanna make it a date??

 

[MissLabelled]

Can we watch?

Wait... Me too, wanna make it a date??

I'm gonna need a bigger bathroom!

 

[MissLabelled]

Bed time for this old lady. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight, I just know it.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Now for everyone's favourite game...

What's the Beast watching!?

(no hints from those who MIGHT already know)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Bed time for this old lady. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight, I just know it.

Good night. Fingers crossed you don’t. Shouldn’t have looked though.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yeah it’s BS. I was fortunate to get a scholarship and be able to live at home. And it’s only multiplied since my time.

Was accepted at Stanford, but fell in that sweet spot between "yeah, you can afford this" and "we'll pay for you." Known as "we'll hold you a spot, but you don't get shit from us."

Which, all things being equal, was probably a good thing for me in the long run.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Today, the same child who asked me for a $500 favor in the afternoon, just told me this evening, "you look like someone who'd eat yellow snow."
"Have kids," they said.
"It'll be fun," they said.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ain’t gotta convince me that Socialism rules.

Not socialist, just massive safety net. They were, and were running out of money because of it in the 90s. Went back to capitalism and righted the economy. So it can work.