Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I shared some titties earlier on monkeys behalf. And you know, for Jesus

I like your priorities!

 

[SherlockianMan]

I like your priorities!

Priorititties

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Henry Jones Jr to Indiana Jones right?

Shhhh. Don't tell my secrets.

 

[Nicefella]

Great nips baby cakes!!!

There needs to be a nip showdown.
@PlanetaryNebula
@lavendersilk
And what the fuck
@SirConradPeckereye

Title VII requires equal access.

 

[BrendaBear]

I don’t know why but now I’m picturing you as Mr. Magoo (with a big dick of course)

Other than the dick sticking out, your image is way off.

Oh, so Mr Magoo it is! Got it!

 

[lavendersilk]

There needs to be a nip showdown.
@PlanetaryNebula
@lavendersilk
And what the fuck
@SirConradPeckereye

Title VII requires equal access.

Nebs wins hands down. I concede.

 

[Nicefella]

Nebs wins hands down. I concede.

That’s bullshit. You can do it!!! She is not a machine. She is a woman!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Know I'm trying to think of tit related church names. The obvious is Pentitcostal or Baptits,
But I'm gonna go with The Church of Jesus Christ of Letmeat Dem Saintly Tits

Evangeltits?

 

[Nicefella]

Nebs wins hands down. I concede.

Besides don’t count @SirConradPeckereye out. Someone told me he has FIERCE titties.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Evangeltits?

Etitscopalian

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why we gotta make it all competitive and hierarchical. We can love all the nips.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nebs wins hands down. I concede.

What!?! No way. Have you the hair on @SirConradPeckereye s nips? Sexxxxxxy.

Your nips are top tier

 

[Nicefella]

Why we gotta make it all competitive and hierarchical. We can love all the nips.

What’s the matter. Scared to whip out that titty @SalaciousMonkey22 ???

 

[BrendaBear]

Why we gotta make it all competitive and hierarchical. We can love all the nips.

I was thinking that… why a competition? I would rather see a love fest.

 

[lavendersilk]

What’s the matter. Scared to whip out that titty @SalaciousMonkey22 ???

His titties are quite scrumptious too!

 

[Nicefella]

What!?! No way. Have you the hair on @SirConradPeckereye s nips? Sexxxxxxy.

Your nips are top tier

Oh shit. You know @SirConradPeckereye is going to go all blue steel and eye of the tiger now.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wasn't he a vice president or something? Or a wide receiver? Dick Tribute, car salesman of the month..

I mean you don't need to be so fancy wi yer words, if yi want tae see mah cock yi just need tae ask
*lifts up his kilt*

Hi, have you seen the Siren Songs and Helicockters thread? We could use some kilted dick tricks over there too, right, @morelikeasong ?

I’m a Trojan . But only sorta. Grad school’s not quite the same. And I stopped caring after Reggie Bush lost his Heinemann anyway.

Stahp! I just caught up to her! I can’t expect Nebs to whip out her boobs every day for me!

I mean, hope, pray wish, live, laugh, love. But not expect.

I thought you were a Bruin?!

Opinions vary but I’m sure someone somewhere thinks that’s appropriate attire for me.

Not a fan of condoms in general, but have had Trojans in particular break on me. Will never trust a Trojan man again!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What’s the matter. Scared to whip out that titty @SalaciousMonkey22 ???

Obviously not, I just don’t think we need to set them up in competition. Uplift all shirt lifts.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/127JeHZl15PRII/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7lg2313ans6ze5jx7u0i5fl5rs0vgyddlu4d7d2r6&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[MissLabelled]

is it under the ropes!?!?

Come check

 

[CthuluLives]

Hi, have you seen the Siren Songs and Helicockters thread? We could use some kilted dick tricks over there too, right, @morelikeasong ?

I have tae admit I have not, not been on here about 3-4 months but I dare say I will huv a look see

 

[PinkyandtheBrian]

I wish I knew how to quit you

Love this movie.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What’s the matter. Scared to whip out that titty @SalaciousMonkey22 ???

Hey, we don’t pressure here, we encourage!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I thought you were a Bruin?!

No. Undergrad was Div 3. I’d have to think for a minute to recall our mascot

Not a fan of condoms in general, but have had Trojans in particular break on me. Will never trust a Trojan man again!

I’m….sorry?

 

[Cernunnos69]

For Jesus.


I fixed the link. Oops..

As a former Reverend I'd love to see what you had for Jesus!! But it's gone to Hell or somewhere I can't follow . . .

 

[morelikeasong]

We could use some kilted dick tricks over there too, right, @morelikeasong ?

Absofuckinglutely.