Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I need to have someone in my rotation who would just be happy with reciting poetry while giving me a full body massage. That isn’t too much to ask, is it?

Feels like it should be a pretty standard life goal tbh.

 

[BongoGal]

I had a friend bring ghost peppers he grew to my 42nd birthday party (where for sure pangalactic gargle blasters were served) . He should have known better, I’ve never been drunk enough to try one in my life. But his pain and discomfort were quite amusing around 1 am.

I tried a teensy bit of a Carolina Reaper last summer, and I was in agony for half an hour. They are truly exponentially hotter than the hottest jalapeno.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I tried a teensy bit of a Carolina Reaper last summer, and I was in agony for half an hour. They are truly exponentially hotter than the hottest jalapeno.

No doubt. I love jalapeño’s but I also like tasting my third bite of food. I accept my limits.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I need to have someone in my rotation who would just be happy with reciting poetry while giving me a full body massage. That isn’t too much to ask, is it?

There once was a man from Nantucket
(Petrissage traps)
Who caught his foot in a bucket
(Effleurages lats)

 

[Trubbycat]

We had a BBQ several years ago and a guest brought his special ghost pepper infused burgers. Not so bad going down, but at 5 AM coming out it was quite another story.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I tried a teensy bit of a Carolina Reaper last summer, and I was in agony for half an hour. They are truly exponentially hotter than the hottest jalapeno.

Yeah, I like hot food, but I don't get the masochism that says, "I need this to be painful for a week." It should taste good, not make you want to die.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There was was a man from Nantucket
(Petrissage traps)
Who caught his foot in a bucket
(Effleurages lats)

my brain: is that…Latin?

My brain is dumb af sometimes.

 

[LupineOne]

I tried a teensy bit of a Carolina Reaper last summer, and I was in agony for half an hour. They are truly exponentially hotter than the hottest jalapeno.

I’ve seen what happens when someone eats a dried Reaper for shits and giggles.
It turns into torture porn, and you better believe I laughed until I cried at the result of that stupidity

 

[UnquietDreams]

my brain: is that…Latin?

My brain is dumb af sometimes.

Oh good, I wasn't the only one...

 

[Trubbycat]

My friend is a British ex-pat, world traveled, and definitely goes in for the the heat burn porn.

If your mouth is on fire and you can't taste anything what's the point?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

my brain: is that…Latin?

My brain is dumb af sometimes.

Latin, French, gibberish. Who knows?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Latin, French, gibberish. Who knows?

Not my brain, that’s for sure.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Not my brain, that’s for sure.

Neanderthal

 

[UnquietDreams]

Neanderthal

Well...monkey, actually.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Neanderthal

Why thank you.

 

[Trubbycat]

Actually many people of European ancestry have some Neanderthal DNA.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well...monkey, actually.

Oh being salacious makes him more evolved

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh being salacious makes him more evolved

Hell yeah it does. *waggles thick brows*

 

[Trubbycat]

Hell yeah it does. *waggles thick brows*

Tries to waggle... something... thick...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Tries to waggle... something... thick...

Better alert MLAS if you’re gonna do that! She’ll be so hurt otherwise!

 

[VoraciousValue]

I tried a teensy bit of a Carolina Reaper last summer, and I was in agony for half an hour. They are truly exponentially hotter than the hottest jalapeno.

I don't understand why people would want to eat fire in liquid or pepper form. But my tongue also can't handle much more than a moderate BBQ sauce.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I don’t drink coffee.

I don’t drink tea.

I don’t eat fruits.

I don’t eat vegetables (except potatoes).

I don’t eat cheese.

I don’t eat pizza.

And I don’t eat… fish!

…and I get really tired of being the freak.

What do you eat?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Tries to waggle... something... thick...

 

[dawn_of_night]

What do you eat?

Rice and water?

 

[BongoGal]

I don't understand why people would want to eat fire in liquid or pepper form. But my tongue also can't handle much more than a moderate BBQ sauce.

I consider myself a hot sauce aficionado, but this was much, much different. Hell, sitting in front of me right now, I have four different bottles of hot sauce for whatever I may be eating. Carolina Reapers, even just the tiny bit I had, are just WAY too much. I'm glad I was by myself or else it would have been embarrassing.