Sex & Shenanigans

[HeavyBalls]

Had ghost pepper fudge. It was really good. The sugar and milk in the fudge helped cut down the burn, and you really got the flavor of the pepper, which is remarkable. Still a lot of burn, but not "shoot me now" levels of burn.

I was given some and told try this...

There wasn't much in the glass so I downed it. "Um dude, that was ghost pepper beer..."

Tho their astonishment and my credit, all I did was get a little red.

They were impressed.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Huh? This thing? It goes well in any hole!

Must. Resist. Easy. Joke. Must. Resist. Easy. Joke...

Oh, fuck it: SO DO I!

 

[BrendaBear]

Ahem.

Total… mic drop moment.

 

[Trubbycat]

Surprise me!

Best I can come up with are filthy limericks.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

A bird too? i've heard of the civet coffee from the civet cats.

I could have sworn a bird was mentioned by a native Brazilian. But…… my recollection is spotty at best

 

[Trubbycat]

I could have sworn a bird was mentioned by a native Brazilian. But…… my recollection is spotty at best

I'm sorry, when I hear the word Brazilian I'm not thinking of birds.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I could have sworn a bird was mentioned by a native Brazilian. But…… my recollection is spotty at best

Could be a bird as well, the cat is the only one I know. But as @Bry1313 pointed out, other people than PNWers do coffee as well. Though you couldn't prove it by me...

 

[dawn_of_night]

I don't drink coffee. Now, if I hear about some southeast asian tribe that rolls tea leaves between the thighs of beautiful women I might be interested...

I mean.... I'm only Midwestern... But if that's your kink....

 

[Trubbycat]

I mean.... I'm only Midwestern... But if that's your kink....

I swear the older I get the longer the list gets...

 

[dawn_of_night]

I swear the older I get the longer the list gets...

So did you put me in the kink list? Or the Midwestern tea leaf thigh rub...

 

[Trubbycat]

So did you put me in the kink list? Or the Midwestern tea leaf thigh rub...

The rubbing the boner in the butt crack list. I'm sure you'll show up again...

 

[dawn_of_night]

The rubbing the boner in the butt crack list. I'm sure you'll show up again...

It's actually great foreplay, imo.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Had ghost pepper fudge. It was really good. The sugar and milk in the fudge helped cut down the burn, and you really got the flavor of the pepper, which is remarkable. Still a lot of burn, but not "shoot me now" levels of burn.

I think we have very different burn scales. A ghost pepper in the same room as me is too much

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm sorry, when I hear the word Brazilian I'm not thinking of birds.

Yea they make the best nuts....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I thought it was a monkey? @SalaciousMonkey22 can you confirm?

I have never, to my knowledge, had anyone make coffee from my feces.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Isn’t that the one that is the most expensive?

It’s definitely costly?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This is not my full collection. I have my holiday ones in tackle boxes as well as stud earrings.

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Fantastic!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I could have sworn a bird was mentioned by a native Brazilian. But…… my recollection is spotty at best

Birds do it, bees do it , even educated fleas do it…..


No wait….that’s not it. Maybe I’m thinking of bears in the woods?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ahem.

I’m allowed to have things for me

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have never, to my knowledge, had anyone make coffee from my feces.

Good to know...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m allowed to have things for me

Okay, I laughed out loud for real on that one.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I don't drink coffee. Now, if I hear about some southeast asian tribe that rolls tea leaves between the thighs of beautiful women I might be interested...

Delightfully single minded Trubby

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think we have very different burn scales. A ghost pepper in the same room as me is too much

I had a friend bring ghost peppers he grew to my 42nd birthday party (where for sure pangalactic gargle blasters were served) . He should have known better, I’ve never been drunk enough to try one in my life. But his pain and discomfort were quite amusing around 1 am.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I don’t drink coffee.

I don’t drink tea.

I don’t eat fruits.

I don’t eat vegetables (except potatoes).

I don’t eat cheese.

I don’t eat pizza.

And I don’t eat… fish!

…and I get really tired of being the freak.

She uses tannnnngerines…. Doo do do do do do do dooo do do doo do do doooot!

 

[LupineOne]

I think we have very different burn scales. A ghost pepper in the same room as me is too much

I had a bloody with ghost pepper vodka once. Whoever made it knew what they were doing because it was goddamn delicious, but my fur almost caught fire.