Sex & Shenanigans

Oh, you’ll find out… after I have you secured to my bondage table… everything exposed… and I invited friends in… and and they do something unbelievable!!

Then… the butt rings are… done something with! It will likely be excruciating because we don’t know what we are doing. Wait! I mean, because we are giggling and drunk. No, that is not better… um..

You might want to use your safe word… that lady just brought in her tattoo gun…
The ER will have some stories to tell after this.
 
Ooooh okay…I think the first time you showed it to me it was in the context of you suggesting that replace my set of 3 butt plugs in graduated sizes, so I thought it was anal-specific…but yes, that!
Oh, yes! It slips in easily and then you can minutely control the size, so... It's perfect! Pictured is pretty much max-size, can not recommend.
 
What the fuck is wrong with me? All this talk of boobs and I immediately latch onto this reference.

I’m getting old. That must be it.
The McPoyle reference right!? It just means you’re awesome. Anyone who got this reference is awesome so sayeth I. You’re not that far gone, you did use the term “latch on” which is exactly what you would do to a nipple. I think youre just hitting your stride
 
The McPoyle reference right!? It just means you’re awesome. Anyone who got this reference is awesome so sayeth I. You’re not that far gone, you did use the term “latch on” which is exactly what you would do to a nipple. I think youre just hitting your stride

*Pulls Nebs into my sleepy cuddle pile*
 
Oh, you’ll find out… after I have you secured to my bondage table… everything exposed… and I invited friends in… and and they do something unbelievable!!

Then… the butt rings are… done something with! It will likely be excruciating because we don’t know what we are doing. Wait! I mean, because we are giggling and drunk. No, that is not better… um..

You might want to use your safe word… that lady just brought in her tattoo gun…
Easy, sound is pressure vibrations in air, balloons are full of pressurized air.
 
The McPoyle reference right!? It just means you’re awesome. Anyone who got this reference is awesome so sayeth I. You’re not that far gone, you did use the term “latch on” which is exactly what you would do to a nipple. I think youre just hitting your stride
Reminds me of when our daughter was born. The lactation consultant came in to show my wife how to breastfeed and our daughter attached like a lamprey. The consultant laughed and said no problem here.
 
Oh, you’ll find out… after I have you secured to my bondage table… everything exposed… and I invited friends in… and and they do something unbelievable!!

Then… the butt rings are… done something with! It will likely be excruciating because we don’t know what we are doing. Wait! I mean, because we are giggling and drunk. No, that is not better… um..

You might want to use your safe word… that lady just brought in her tattoo gun…
Ear rings, nose rings, lip rings, nipple rings, clit rings.......Prince Albert and a Butt ring! Ring me in!
 
In what context, I know i love them too especially when they are attached to my collar.
Okay - decades ago… at a 7-11 on south east Stark street, in Portland… my young mind was forever blown when I saw a guy walk in wearing leather pants, with a flogger hanging from his belt. And in his hand was a leash.

The other end of the leash, went up under the long skirt of the woman following him.

I had to act all calm and casual because my best friend was with me and didn’t know what a kinky princess I am…. but I wanted to be her sooooo bad…. At some point he handed her “her” leash. And she gripped it so tightly! And the look on her face… OMG! Burned into my memory.

And did I mention he was a very cool, professional looking black man? Clearly younger than his white slave woman… it didn’t matter how hot it was outside, and how sweaty I may have been before… I was absolutely dripping…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Okay - decades ago… at a 7-11 on south east Stark street, in Portland… my young mind was forever blown when I saw a guy walk in wearing leather pants, with a flogger hanging from his belt. And in his hand was a leash.

The other end of the leash, went up under the long skirt of the woman following him.

I had to act all calm and casual because my best friend was with me and didn’t know what a kinky princess I am…. but I wanted to be her sooooo bad…. At some point he handed her “her” leash. And she gripped it so tightly! And the look on her face… OMG! Burned into my memory.

And did I mention he was a very cool, professional looking black man? Clearly younger than his white slave woman… it didn’t matter how hot it was outside, and how sweaty I may have been before… I was absolutely dripping…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great memory!
 
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