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If you could start your own cult, what would your core beliefs be and what would you worshipping?

Why should people join your cult?
My cult would be called:

"KITTIES🐈 AND ART🎨"

We would gather twice a week where we show off our latest cat pics and brag about how long our kitties laid on top of us.

First of those nights we would watch a movie that we have all chosen by poll and afterwards eat some snacks and chat about it.

The second night we would paint a subject we have all chosen by poll while drinking wine and eating cheese.

Why SHOULDN'T people join my cult?
 
My cult would be called:

"KITTIES🐈 AND ART🎨"

We would gather twice a week where we show off our latest cat pics and brag about how long our kitties laid on top of us.

First of those nights we would watch a movie that we have all chosen by poll and afterwards eat some snacks and chat about it.

The second night we would paint a subject we have all chosen by poll while drinking wine and eating cheese.

Why SHOULDN'T people join my cult?
Are there boobs involved? Because there are several other boob-centric cults here.
 
My cult would be called:

"KITTIES🐈 AND ART🎨"

We would gather twice a week where we show off our latest cat pics and brag about how long our kitties laid on top of us.

First of those nights we would watch a movie that we have all chosen by poll and afterwards eat some snacks and chat about it.

The second night we would paint a subject we have all chosen by poll while drinking wine and eating cheese.

Why SHOULDN'T people join my cult?
We’d have to do our own painting? I’m out.
 
My cult would be called:

"KITTIES🐈 AND ART🎨"

We would gather twice a week where we show off our latest cat pics and brag about how long our kitties laid on top of us.

First of those nights we would watch a movie that we have all chosen by poll and afterwards eat some snacks and chat about it.

The second night we would paint a subject we have all chosen by poll while drinking wine and eating cheese.

Why SHOULDN'T people join my cult?
If you want cats and cat stories you have struck gold with me. I have way too many cats. Lol :p
 
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