Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Apfelschorle.
A simple mix of equal parts apple juice and mineral water. It's way tastier and more refreshing than it has any right to be.

What in the … ???

I …



Uhhh…



I’ve officially heard it all.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Looking forward to a long weekend … and a short week!!

*happy dance

High five! ’m off next week which means I’m essentially off this week too.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What in the … ???

I …



Uhhh…



I’ve officially heard it all.

If a simple apple spritzer is enough to make you think you've heard it all, you might need to get out more. I don't think you've heard enough.

 

[lavendersilk]

Best non-alcoholic summer beverage?

Diet Gingerale.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If a simple apple spritzer is enough to make you think you've heard it all, you might need to get out more. I don't think you've heard enough.

I’ve legit never heard of it… must be an American thing lol

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I’ve legit never heard of it… must be an American thing lol

Nope - German thing.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nope - German thing.

Ahhh ok… fair. That actually makes a lot of sense.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What is it with this place? Literotica. I've posted more personal shit here in the last couple of days than I have shared in damn near my whole lifetime.

Came for the boobs, stayed for the therapy lol

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[lavendersilk]

Ahhh ok… fair. That actually makes a lot of sense.

Watering down apple juice sounds German?

Yeah. It does.

I want a soft pretzel so bad right now...

 

[dawn_of_night]

I've never seen it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ass kisser.

I for one see nothing wrong with either word, much less combined.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Watering down apple juice sounds German?

Yeah. It does.

I want a soft pretzel so bad right now...

Omg same… I’d even drink watered down apple juice for it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

What is it with this place? Literotica. I've posted more personal shit here in the last couple of days than I have shared in damn near my whole lifetime.

Came for the boobs, stayed for the therapy lol

Word.
#youmatter
#beautifulsouls

 

[morelikeasong]

Best non-alcoholic summer beverage?

Iced coffee

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Oh, you have met my ex...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Are you saying I pretend to be dead when confronted by men sexually on lit?

Because yes, yes I do.

Hey girl

 

[subdudeme13]

So, I have never done gag play, but we had a non-verbal one if her mouth was...indisposed.
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I have a friend who is a professional Domme, including some extreme impact play. Extreme. She has a deft hand with a bullwhip. She has a client who comes in every six to eight weeks for a session. Bound, saltire cross, ball gag, blindfold -- the whole nine yards. Takes seven to ten strokes from the whip, arranged beforehand. He keeps a red scarf in his hand, and drops it as his safe word. Two years he has been coming to her, and hasn't dropped it yet. She says he looks so utterly at peace after they are done.

I have often begged for mercy. I have used a safe word when I really didn't mean to and sadly it ended the session. There are pain sluts out there and wonder how they take it. There was a time I was being whipped and got a hot shot to my little head. I was tied to the ceiling and my knees bucked and that ended the whipping. I love to have my limits pushed. A soft touch, sweetly whispered words and a kiss can help. Some pros rock and some not so much. I hope your friend comes with benefits, if you want them.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Watering down apple juice sounds German?

Yeah. It does.

I want a soft pretzel so bad right now...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Iced coffee

Or sonic strawberry slushie with nerds....

 

[subdudeme13]

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Yes Yes Yes

 

[lavendersilk]

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Muppet anything. I'm still waiting on the Muppet adaptation of Pride and Prejudice with Brett Goldstein as Mr. Darcy.

 

[Bry1313]

Watering down apple juice sounds German?

Yeah. It does.

I want a soft pretzel so bad right now...

If you’ve ever thought your apple juice had too much flavor, the Germans have a drink for you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Best non-alcoholic summer beverage?

A what now?

 

[Bry1313]

Muppet anything. I'm still waiting on the Muppet adaptation of Pride and Prejudice with Brett Goldstein as Mr. Darcy.

He’s already done the Muppet Christmas Carol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A what now?

I’m slightly concerned that I had the exact same thought.