🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Wand3rlust]

Can you not do the knitting this time though, the clacking of the needles puts me off my rhythm

Soz babe - I thought you liked where I inserted the yarn....

 

[Bry1313]

Welcome to Monday and my last week (we all sigh “thank Osiris”) of being the guest judge here at Wanker of the Week. Here are your nominations since Thursday

@joclfc for thinking people should pay them attention
@Wand3rlust for wowing @AmberLGreen a non-wow worthy poster
@AmberLGreen for offenses that were weird, but two different dudes named her
@ydahecnot fir enjoying a cringe interaction
@OrdinaryPerson for self nominating and hiding their 10” dick
@SalaciousMonkey22 for mixing glare bare stares
@Wand3rlust for not knowing that was a pop culture reference
@MasonS for hitting on the OG judge with no shot of closing the deal
@ToPleaseHim for banning Dickie
@NRJLIVES4ever for egregious sucking up
@Jbond1981 for being skeezy
@NeonSubtlety for not knowing women can be wankers
@Mo_Bandy for just being a six day a week wanker
@AmberLGreen
@Biggalute
@cdstefi
@Saltfountain
@Yesok1 All for cluttering this thread with actual chat
@Wand3rlust for leaving out her dildo
@Bry1313 for a sincere post and failure to give credit
@Saltfountain for being needy
@subdudeme13 for reasons and for thinking they are greatness
@cdstefi for hesitancy to nominate
@Wand3rlust for not knowing what her palm is
@AmberLGreen for thinking she’s special
@InThe312 for not knowing Amber is special
@AmberLGreen for not understanding wanking is cardio
@InThe312 for making the wanker Amber seem like a wanker
@Bry1313 for not naming names in controversial opinions
@Lmizzler for calling this prestigious award prestigious
@AmberLGreen for doubting Bry’s ability to be a locum
@Bry1313 for making Amber assumptions
@AmberLGreen for being long winded
@drobert44 for not being able to use the internet to figure out the definition of a word
@AmberLGreen for assuming I don’t read her content
@JaySecrets for his absence forcing us to keep his name out of our mouths

 

[ydahecnot]

Darn, I don’t even remember being nominated

 

[cdstefi]

Nominated twice. My life is complete.

 

[InThe312]

Darn, I don’t even remember being nominated

God it must suck getting old

 

[Bry1313]

Darn, I don’t even remember being nominated

The internet never forgets

 

[Bry1313]

I never yawn while reading your posts. They’re always fascinating and stimulating.

Nominated for being a suck up

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for being a suck up

Nominated for stealing wanker noms from other threads.

 

[joclfc]

Nominated twice. My life is complete.

I'm nominated 3 times in 3 weeks

 

[ydahecnot]

God it must suck getting old

I prefer to think of it as experience

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for stealing wanker noms from other threads.

Wanker behavior can occur anywhere, the nomination for it exists here.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for being a suck up

It’s only ass kissing if it’s insincere.

 

[Bry1313]

@SalaciousMonkey22 is nominated a second time for continuing to be a kiss ass

 

[subdudeme13]

I tend to be very sincere with my ass kissing.

 

[AmberLGreen]

you talk to yourself any other time

All the time. Best conversations I have

 

[subdudeme13]

God it must suck getting old

Not really! Not yet anyway.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Okay. I'm not happy. I won Wanker Of The Week and apart from some shitty trophy, I don't get any other prizes. I mean - where's my personal parking space? Where's my £1000 voucher to spend at Amazon?

Pfft. Amateurs.

 

[Saltfountain]

Okay. I'm not happy. I won Wanker Of The Week and apart from some shitty trophy, I don't get any other prizes. I mean - where's my personal parking space? Where's my £1000 voucher to spend at Amazon?

Pfft. Amateurs.

That's all for 3 times consecutively winners...

 

[subdudeme13]

Okay. I'm not happy. I won Wanker Of The Week and apart from some shitty trophy, I don't get any other prizes. I mean - where's my personal parking space? Where's my £1000 voucher to spend at Amazon?

Pfft. Amateurs.

You think you could at least get a chair with a 10" dildo mounted to it for you to sit on? Maybe a nipple clamp or two to help you, you know!

 

[subdudeme13]

All the time. Best conversations I have

Just out of curiosity, is there and upright dirty? You see how my mind works.

 

[InThe312]

Okay. I'm not happy. I won Wanker Of The Week and apart from some shitty trophy, I don't get any other prizes. I mean - where's my personal parking space? Where's my £1000 voucher to spend at Amazon?

Pfft. Amateurs.

This is why we can't have nice things. Show some appreciation for the sheer dignity and intrinsic value of a digital certificate and fake trophy.

*shakes head and walks away from the podium, despondent*

 

[AmberLGreen]

Okay. I'm not happy. I won Wanker Of The Week and apart from some shitty trophy, I don't get any other prizes. I mean - where's my personal parking space? Where's my £1000 voucher to spend at Amazon?

Pfft. Amateurs.

Admit it, you thought that the trophy was a symbol of the penis enlargement you were hoping to get

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Admit it, you thought that the trophy was a symbol of the penis enlargement you were hoping to get

Look. I don't know who you've been talking to but I don't need a penis enlargement.... anymore...

I am not stupid enough to fall victim to those penis enlargement pill adverts. I just tied a piece of string and a house brick to my cock and before you knew it, it was down to my kneecaps.

 

[StillRain]

Starts with a W ends in R. You never milked a cow, I can tell! You should watch them being fertilized!

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You seem like the kind of wanker who’s gonna enjoy this.

 

[Bry1313]

Last chance to have your nominees get handed the golden wanker by me, get those nominations in, I know there has been wanker behavior out there.